Lukes Mum
Lukes's mum is a sea creature who gets passed around Chelmsford college and has a sweet tooth for Regan and his massive schlong.
Lukes Mum by Chelmsford College March 21, 2022
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seeing george's mum
The process of getting close to a friends mother, then, whilst staying at your friends, creeping into the mothers room and fucking her senseless. Noise must be made.
seeing george's mum by DanTheMan12345 March 3, 2008
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ur fat mum by That One Guy In 2nd Grade August 6, 2016
your mum
the best response to any question. can be used on numerous occasions including insulting someone, an answer to a question you dont know the answer for, just for the hell of it or in concjuntion with a sentence. NB: it is important to find out about the status of the other person mother i.e. if something upsetting happened to her etc so no true insult is caused. P.S. the only people who WILL get really insulted then are silly or stupid and dont understand it is a joke and think you are really out to insult their family...
Percy: S'cuse me you've got something on your face.
Pat: Your mum's got something on her face.
Percy: okkkk... I havent got anyone to go to Prom with.
Pat: I'm going with your mum.
Percy: stop saying your mum!
Pat: your mum
Percy: your face!
Pat: *silence*
Randomer: Percy dude that was harsh!
Percy: sorry Pat your actually really pretty, will you go to Prom with me?
Pat: I already told you i'm going with your mum!
Teacher: Percy stop talking in my lesson. Whats the answer to question 4?
Percy: Your mum?
Teacher: DETENTION! (note the inappropriate last use here where percy just doesnt know where to stop or how the phrase is used...note Pats master skills FYI she doesnt reall want to go to prom with percys mum duh!)
Pat: Your mum's got something on her face.
Percy: okkkk... I havent got anyone to go to Prom with.
Pat: I'm going with your mum.
Percy: stop saying your mum!
Pat: your mum
Percy: your face!
Pat: *silence*
Randomer: Percy dude that was harsh!
Percy: sorry Pat your actually really pretty, will you go to Prom with me?
Pat: I already told you i'm going with your mum!
Teacher: Percy stop talking in my lesson. Whats the answer to question 4?
Percy: Your mum?
Teacher: DETENTION! (note the inappropriate last use here where percy just doesnt know where to stop or how the phrase is used...note Pats master skills FYI she doesnt reall want to go to prom with percys mum duh!)
your mum by allknowingteen December 28, 2005
graces mum
Something younger men really love. Always up for it and likes a challenge. She often has blond children this is mainly due to her love of Russians. Because of her interest in younger men she is left vulnrable to "your mum" jokes.
graces mum by Upforit123456789 July 9, 2014