Michael Knowles

A routine to get a girl to sleep with them. Usually full of lies and fake promises that will never happen.

Named after a very arrogant musician who has hurt far too many girls by cheating and lying. He 'knowles' every trick in the book and often carries around a million excuses just incase. Tread carefully girls...

"Eugh he tried to do a Michael Knowles on me" "ew what a creep"

"Look there's another Michael Knowles victim, poor girl"

by WatchOutWomen. March 19, 2016

knowleged

The areas of perception relating to bovine defication and genocide, specifically the holocaust. Most often expressed through excessive, repetetive, mispronounced words by people of power or arrogance in a condesending manner towards people who have more important things to do.

todays theory of knowleged provided for a good nap/aneurysm/flogging of my expectations of others' moral deceny.

by reason March 10, 2005

Knowhere

A cryptic form of spoken exclamation that seems to be to no one, for no one, said out of nowhere, but is spoken for a certain party to casually overhear, and is meant to critiscize something that party had done in the past that the speaker knows well about without direct confrontation.

If you are tattled on for mocking a peer by saying of their appearance. ''They look like a monkey and a giraffe had a baby.'' Then a few days later you are with that person and you over hear them saying of something else, ''You know, I think I would say that even looks like the offspring, of say...a monkey and a giraffe.'' Leaving you in a confused state of paranoia that they had learned of your mocking them and are now telling you they know by speaking in a Knowhere.

by Russell Jay December 14, 2006

knowmer

Something that due to its obvious nature should already be known. It should not need to be explained.

Dirk's breath was terrible when he tried to kiss Jennifer. If he had any sense about himself he would know that having fresh breath when you kissed a girl was an knowmer.

by ghamie March 29, 2009

knowledgeable testical

use in the same vain as Clever Dick, or Smart Arse, to be used after a person has made a statment, or knows everything, Generally used by posh people who are trying to be "hip" and on the "download" with the "kids"

That bob is a knowledgeable testical

by the next name maker February 5, 2010

knowledge organization

An organization where the employees sit in front of computers most of the day.

"Hey man, you look pasty and round. Anything wrong?"

"Yeah, I got a job working at a knowledge organization."

by pastyandround December 12, 2009

knowledgeconduit

Means of knowledge transference; knowledge matters; that have been shaped by humans into a meaningful; instructional model where the teacher is the knowledge conduit and the classroom environment is organized to facilitate the teacher as; The Knowledge Conduit #KM. Diffusion is well defined in the literature in a concept known as Codification and Diffusion Theory, or CD Theory (Boisot 1994); platform or "Knowledge Conduit" connects visitors to the resources available; the teacher is the knowledge conduit and the classroom environment is organized to facilitate the teacher as the knowledge conduit; knowledge conduit model involves the synthesis of ideas

Twoway knowledgeconduit can b followed in gentle pursuit.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010