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kenton

1. To be Stoned; esp. From excessive injection of windshield wiper fluid spiked with a solution of 85% vodka, 5% trimethylhexane, and 10% tar (ref. Death)
Person A: Shit dude, you look like Kenton.
Person B: Lame.
by DBmeister October 9, 2007
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Kenmo

A really weird name that isn't in any way common. Out of the few Kenmo's I've met, all of them are extremely smart, self-aware, and always attempting to make everyone else's day better. When it comes to looks and physical appearance, a Kenmo is pretty decent and/or mediocre. When others try to question their authority, they try their best to overpower them with what the Kenmo likes. With this sort of personality, a Kenmo usually has a lot of friends. Most of the friends that they make become very close to them. They most likely enjoy the same things Kenmo does. Overall, the uncommon name Kenmo is a very great person to be around and can be fun, caring, and smart as hell.
Person 1 Holy crap! That person is good at math!
Person 2 I know, right! He's only in second grade but roasting all of us tenth graders!
Person 1 Doesn't he look like a Kenmo?
Person 2 Maybe. Eh, he's like kinda cute but not too cute so probably.
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Keeton

Some one Skinnyer then you Prettyer then you Every thing better then you
I am Soo keeton Compaired To you
by CelesteSavannah September 10, 2007
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Kaento

A bad name for an asian with a long cock
"Look at that guy... his kaento's huge..."
by Averfombie Chiong October 5, 2006
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Kenton

a state of drunkenness in which the wall transforms into a hot female shape which seduces you to grind on it.
Don't let me drink too much tonight... there are too many walls in that place, don't wanna get to a Kenton state again...

A: Whats with that dude grinding on the wall? B: he's Kenton A: ohh... that sucks.
by Galapp December 8, 2010
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kantot

they are having kantot
by meollex November 14, 2006
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Kenton

Is a Synonym of blow job.
"I got the worst Kenton ever last night"

"This girl said she gives good Kentons"
by Galapp December 6, 2010
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