Jonalys

Jonalys is the most funniest person you’ll ever meet in your whole entire life. She’s hella funny and makes everyday so much fun! She’s pretty and has a wonderful sense of humor. She’s also lovable and anyone would be lucky to fall for her:) She’s not afraid to say what is on her mind, although sometimes she worries if what she says is the right thing. She can be an awesome friend and or girlfriend. Jonalys is awesome! Love you no homo:))

Guy: “Yo who’s that chick?”
Guy 2: “It’s Jonalys!!!!”

by MaddieisNOTshort April 19, 2022

Jonah Hill Glow-up

A male friend who thinks they are hot shit now because they got pit vipers and/or a piercing and talk down to ever

Richard: Wylie really had that Jonah hill Glow-Up
Isaiah: Frfr he’s such a douche now

by T-Bone S. May 23, 2022

jonah dijoux

bad author

jonah dijoux is a bad author

by hmmmsmolpp December 7, 2022

adam jonah

A person who will one day get many bitches and make it big time in the world

You know son, one day - you will be a great Adam Jonah

by trapgawd666 January 10, 2017

The Jonas-Theme

Das Jonas-Theme ist das einzigartigste und absolut beste Musikstück in der Geschichte der modernen Welt. Es geht auf das Stück „River flows in you“ zurück, wobei der einzige Unterschied besteht, dass es von Jonas gespielt wird.

Guy1: Bro what is that music?
Guy2: Its The Jonas-Theme

by \/\/0\/\/ May 23, 2023

pull a jonagh

When enrolled in college or high school, you do so well on all your classwork and homework, you decide not to do a big time report or project, knowing that your previous grades are good enough to help you pass.

Man, Dr. Peden's class research project is going to suck balls. I'm glad I'm carrying an A+ average right now. I think I'm gonna pull a jonagh and not do it.

by crusty1207 April 10, 2010

Jonas Brothers

an American pop rock band from Wyckoff, New Jersey made out of stupid teeny bop prep faggots who are a younger version of good charlotte. They suck ass, theyre all Fugly as fuck and they dress all punk when their favorite snack is probably strawberries dipped in whip cream and chocolate.

Jonas brothers fan: NICK JONAS IS SO HOT

Nick jonas: *pops collar* yes im a preppy mcprepp thats fucking gay and has a faggot ass jewfro

me: why the fuck do scum like you live on this planet, damn sellout you don't deserve hollywood fame

by MandySteinrofl December 15, 2008