floaters

the opposite of sprewells. they dont spin at all.

Which is better spinners or floaters?

by MaTT January 2, 2005

floft

Word to describe something that is both Soft and Fluffy.

'Oh my god Ben's hair is sooooo floft'

by Kemperboyd January 4, 2008

floobnarf

a beast word made up by an awesome chick. used to replace another word.

dude that jello is so floobnarf

by jealous of floobnarf October 26, 2010

floater boat

When you put your face between a girls breasts and just lay there instead a motorboat in which you make a motor sound and shake your head. When you lay, there is no time maximum or minimum so you can do it for as long as you want.

Yo, my girl and I floater boated last night

Dude, I really want a floater boat

I saw this girl and she had the nicest tits I could have floater boated her right in public

by YOLO man March 16, 2014

flippitey floo

A highly exaggerated expression that shows complete bewilderment and dimwittedness.

Flippitey floo! The sky is falling! Are there any problems in the Exchange environment?

by George Littlebear July 2, 2006

Job float

The realization that one can never achieve distinction on one's job no matter how hard one works or how much is contributed to that job. Due to this, the employee's best course of action is to do as little as possible while working.

"You still doing that same old job? You haven't gotten a promotion in 15 years!"

"I know. Job float is great!"

by Cirdellin January 13, 2010

yellow float

A yellow float is the combination of sperm and urine. A yellow float is usually then deposited into the mouth of a willing participant. The act is referred to as making a float when the float is prepared in the mouth of the participant.

me: Are you thirsty?
my friend: Why?
me: Because I have a yellow float in the fridge.
my friend: Rock! I would love a yellow float!
me: Cool. Coming right up. ( trying to avoid the obvious pun )

by JGuy The Great! July 14, 2011