Systems Engineering

The worst possible engineering major

All systems engineering majors end up working for UPS or FedEx

by ed7878787 February 5, 2009

software engineer

A career option that seems like the road to riches until graduation, when realise that the job market has been supersaturated with fellow geeks for the past five years.

Also: for the above reason, a slang term for a male 20something worker in a fast food restaurant.

"Of course, with a masters degree in software engineering, it was either flipping burgers or the dole queue again on Monday morning."

by Doc January 28, 2004

EngiNERDs

FIRST Robotics Competition Team 2337 of Grand Blanc High School

Creators of the Ahhh Boom in 2008 and the most widely used suspension device in Breakaway

Dean: Did you see the suspension at IRI last month?
Dave: yeah man, that was the fourth this year for the EngiNERDs

by Basel A August 18, 2010

engineery

Of or pertaining to the concept of engineering or engineers.

Bill: Hey, what is that contraption?

Ted: I don't know, but it's really engineery.

by akdom April 1, 2009

party like an engineer

phrase. used to describe a phenomenon where an engineering undergrad starts swearing at his friends for not pursuing his noble profession of fixing "things". side effects include swearing at names of academic institutions apart from that of his.

Engineer Z literally defined party like an engineer last night and in his post-drunkard state asked friends to sit beside him at a bus stop while he tells a story and proclaims his craving for hokkien mee

by investmentbanker1990 February 7, 2012

aerospace engineer

One who studies at school and does not leave his/her room their entire freshman year. Except for classes and library runs and lan parties in the basement, these wonders of our modern college world are truly awe inspiring as to the fact that they can withstand having no social interractions for years on end with the simple promise of millions upon graduation.

Dayum. That kid is still in his room? Yeah, what do you expect? hes an aerospace engineer, lets go get krunked

Joe Fish is an aerospace engineer

by Literocola May 26, 2006

software engineer

Euphemism for unemployed. It's a useful title to give women in clubs instead of admitting that you spend all day playing Xbox games. Many people think software engineers make a lot of money.

"Hi, can I buy you a drink?"
"Sure, what's your name and what do you do?"
"I'm George, I'm a software engineer."
"Oh, really!"

by Schmucky The Cat January 31, 2004