cranking a fat shit

When your taking a dump but the poop is so big it hurts your butt hole when pushing it out.

Friend:*knocks on bathroom door*
Me:Wait a minute I'm cranking a fat shit out of my ass.
Friend:Understandable have a nice day.

by Swagmaster6969696969696 December 3, 2020

Crank-junk

Another name for methamphetamine
Based off the older nickname "crank" combined with the fact that meth has a decent amount of MSM cut into it.. MSM is junk.. and meth is crank.. when u got em together you got crank-junk..

Crank-junk is commonly consumed in a "crank-junker" water pipe... the process called "junk-railing"

Hey man.. lemme buy some crank-junk

by KHAKIFA STIEBBS February 11, 2022

Crankgameplays

A YouTuber who has 2.1M subs (As of Oct 29, 2022). A very good friend of Mark Fischbach (Markiplier). His real name is Ethan Nestor. Birthday: October 24th. He's really funny. He once had blue hair, and recently he dyed his hair white for charity. He co-ran Unus Annus with Markiplier, but its deleted now, don't bother. He may also be referred to as : "Eef" "Heapass" "backflip boy" "Unus" "Blue boy" "blueberry" "blue man" or even "Melon Man"

Also, I got my name from him

1: "Dude. Did you see Ethan dyed his hair?"
2: "Ethan as in Crankgameplays? Yeah, it looks good on him."

by the2ndEthan October 29, 2022

Cranketeer

A play on the word musketeer. It describes a person who like to get high with others.

“I can’t believe Laith is a cranketeer”

by the jkhjklhjkasdfhaljkd December 1, 2022

raging crank

A hard, raging, erect penis that is ready to slice some tender pussy.

She could see my raging crank through my suit pants & I knew she was ready for it.

by Korgkronosx August 25, 2015

wanker cranker

Any hoe willing to shit on a mans wanker to make it stand.

Boy she's a real wanker cranker

by fluffycock November 5, 2017

spite crank

When you are so angry about something you find a camera, security or otherwise, and masturbate furiously, staring into the camera the entire time.

David was arrested last night, he was mad somebody took the last box of oreos at the store and began to spite crank into the first security camera he saw.

by Toouglyforporn July 10, 2019