trumpflustered

any person who is upset with President Trump to the point of having an apoplexy .

He's so trumpflustered he's gonna stroke out!

by Chief Nick May 19, 2017

trumplain

To complain about unfair treatment when everything is set up in your favor.

Stop trumplaining about immigration, Paul. Everyone in this office is white.

by kitten chops January 8, 2018

Trampoline Bro

An athletic male who spends most of their day doing insane flips on their trampoline. They are often considered popular and hilarious because of their athletic ability and sense of humor. They usually play sports such as soccer. which they are very good at. For some reason, they get lots of girls. Their fashion consist of a t shirt with the logo of the travel team they play on, some Nike shorts and slides when in the city, but usually, they are barefoot.

Guy 1: Yo who's that guy with the soccer jersey and shorts who just did a back flip off the ground?
Guy 2: Lemme see... Travel soccer jersey, shorts and barefoot, must be a trampoline bro.

by oooooofff January 17, 2018

Trumpocket

When you sleep with someone then slip a turd in their pocket before sneaking out.

nailed this annoying cow last night, gave her a Trumpocket before i left to show how much i care.

by jimtomalan June 1, 2018

Trumplife

Trumplife a life of privilege and luxury where the actions you take have absolutely no negative consequences. Either from inherited political or financial privilege the amount of pandering those that do around you create a bubble that isolates you and makes you above reproach.

Did you hear that Sam killed someone in his BMW yesterday? Apparently he was double the legal limit but his family is suing the dead guy's family for car repairs and he'll win because he lives a Trumplife.

by acemery007 June 22, 2018

Trumplestiltsken

The small penis of a fat man made smaller by being sucked into the fat of the gut.

I so wanted oral, but his Trumplestiltsken was impossible to work with.

by MKUltraman June 26, 2018

Trumpocalypse

All of Trump circle become enveloped in corruption fraud and treason .

Paul Mannafort the king maker has now become the lastest member in the movie called Trumpocalypse

by Slim Ukuleleist September 15, 2018