Trumpol

The name for a little-known FBI unit that unprovenly looks into the corrupt and criminal practices of the 45th President of the United States and his cronies, particularly his shady or bogus businesses worldwide—they want to uncover suspected decades-long money laundering, tax evasion, and illegal foreign donation from rogue politicians or dictators.

Besides probing his business malpractices, and political collusions and treasons with foreign powers, Trumpol investigators are also looking at alleged prostitution or escort activities the ex-president was involved in before he moved into the White House.

Trumpol by MathPlus June 8, 2021

Trumployed 

Employment caused by President Trump putting tariffs on slave labor China goods, and allowing blue collar workers in democratic nations to produce these goods with livable wages.

I am now Trumployed and supporting my family with my job at the factory.

Trumployed by Chopper18 May 23, 2018

trumplestiltskin 

Pretty much the opposite of Rumplestiltskin, he wants EVERYBODY to know his name. He has a daughter that can spin bricks into walls. The only thing he has in common with Rumplestiltskin is that he is greedy.

Chirag: I am going to write a blog about a man named Trumplestiltskin and his daughter!

trumplestiltskin by Nunna YourBiz December 6, 2016

Trumplespeak 

Lies coming either from president Trump's own mouth, or the mouths of his cabinet of yes-men.

Today the president's Trumplespeak was evident when he said he had divested himself from his business empire.

Trumplespeak by childfree_4_life February 5, 2017

Trumpflake 

Someone who Reaches far for anything to defend their loser president who has done wrong. Trying to use other past person, place, or thing to steer the conversation away from Trump, they will use name call and playground bully mentality to save face when defending Trump, only to fail. They will even attack someone's FB page in order to defend their state of loserness... poor folks.

And I sure as HELL don't Feel Bad for you ... YOU are a BITTER WASHED UP 2nd Rate Actor - post from a Trumpflake attacking a celeb.

Trumpflake by Scanlan Shorthault July 20, 2017

Trumpology

Contrary to the traditional apology or statement of regret for one's actions, the trumpology is where one actually doubles down, steers into the skid, and makes a comment that serves to inflate the original offense.

Trumpology ex #1:
Anderson Cooper: "Mr. Trump, many activists are demanding that you apologize for claiming that you will build a wall along the US-Mexico border if elected president. What do you have to say to them?"
The Donald: "We're gonna build a wall...and Mexico is going to pay for it!"

Trumpology ex #2:
Reporter: "Johnny, now that you've been released from the Browns, are you going to clean up your act?"
Johnny Manziel: "I'm living out in LA with my guy, Von Miller. We might be partying six nights a week but we're trying to get our lives together, bro. I just wanna ball, bro. I don't think there's anything wrong with partying, bro. There's a difference between partying and being out of control."

Trumpology by Cool Breeze Williams June 14, 2016

Trumpholio 

An opening, that hot air and nasty things pour out of uncontrollably.

The Pretendsident opened his Trumpholio while waving his tiny fists in the air, and out poured venom and spite towards his fellow Americans.

Trumpholio by good trumps evil January 26, 2017