School Stomach

The type of sickness (real or fake) you get when you don't want to go to school.

Dave- Hey why weren't you at school yesterday?

Jack- I got school stomach and stayed home.

by Urban Dickshaning October 21, 2016

Chipotle Stomach Fuck

About an hour after eating chipotle, your stomach starts hurting and eventually leads to leaky shits and hours of rolling in bed wanting to die.

Friend: yo bro you feel alright?

You: I think I got the chipotle stomach fuck man

by JakeBBBBB January 28, 2017

Gromp stomp

To proceed to step on one's genitalia, usually on "accident"

Man: what the fuck are you doing?!?! That fucking hurts!!

Woman: I'm just gromp stomping you because you decided to eat my food.

by My name is useless garbage August 23, 2017

Flower Stomper

The female equivalent to Cock Block

Brittany, stop preventing me from flirting with that dude. You're being a "Flower Stomper".

by MadWoman4 May 11, 2018

Checker Stomp

Stomping something, such as feces, through a shower drain.

I accidentally sharted in the shower so I had no choice but to checker stomp it through the drain.

by The_Checker_Stomper July 20, 2018

gopher stomp

When a dog or other animal manages to jump on a man's testicles with all four feet at the same time

My girlfriend's dog jumped on my crotch and gopher stomped me so bad I thought I pissed myself

by Tooblecane August 18, 2019

crusty stomper

A member of the international crackhead militia. Crusty stompers have a tendency to be generally incoherent, overuse emojis online and possess the ability to smoke frankly impressive quantities of crack.
These crust-riddled specimens typically haunt raves, and give the party scene a bad name by causing property damage, sex crimes and fights.

"Yes Yes HaHa Crack is Literally Just A Drug Haters, Relax!!!!!!! Thoughts Are A Big Thing..."
"Oh, Christ... it's a crusty stomper... don't make eye contact or they'll try to make us one with the crust..."

by sixshots April 28, 2020