Shonk

another name for shark, similar to shork, which one to use depends on context.

blahaj is a friendly shonk

by Anst31 May 30, 2024

shonkles my gonkles

it basically means: fucks me up (but without the swear)

now that really shonkles my gonkles

by the shonkle mcdonkler March 1, 2024

Shlonk

The sound a knife makes when you pull it out of meat. The initial sound the blade makes upon entry, naturally, is "shlink". The correct usage of both words together should always be in caps and screamed feverishly. SHLINKSHLONK

Person 1: How fast can you say shlinkslonk consecutively?
Person 2: SHLINKSHLONKSHLINKSHLONKSHLINKSHLONKSHLINKSHLONK

by NomadEQ February 2, 2025

swonkism

A problem, situation or feeling that is very unpleasurable.

The opposite to an orgasm.

Oh no Callum is having a swonkism!

Mark: "What's wrong Callum?" Callum: "My computer is having a swonkism AGAIN!"

by lukelectro February 26, 2025

shonk

a bad deed or something usually considered morally wrong

“what is the first shonk you would do if you woke up in a girls body?”

by rosabau March 7, 2025

Shlonkmaxxing

Shlonkmaxxing is an ancient Agarthan technique where one jelqs and sounds themselves, in an effort to increase their penis size

Brad: "Hey, you haven't left your house in weeks, you should come hang with us."

Ethan: "Shut up Brad! I'm literally shlonkmaxxing right now!"

by Neignt March 6, 2026

Shlonkole

Shlonkole, or shlonkolin is a Slur used towards blue people. The language of blue people consists of words like "Ursh sholohnkey ush shlinkle urdaik conkolickding colcol urshlokol shlickitickle tikiticle ursh" and the term "Shlonkole" is used to make fun of this language. Calling someone a "Shlonkolin" is a slur word for individual Blue People.

"GET BACK TO WORK YOU DAMN SHLONKOLE MAN!!!!"

by Strxberrii May 11, 2025