spammer

the lowest, most despicable form of life on planet earth. credited with uniting Christians, Muslims and Jews, Israelis and Palestinians, Democrats and Republicans, the rich and the poor in a common, pure hatred of all spammers everywhere.

check your inbox for examples.

by themarcuscreature February 22, 2005

spammer

A spammer is one that makes more money than your whole family combined!

Spammer: "Hey babe, Ima spammer. Suck my dick" Girl: "ok"

by spiTe March 6, 2003

scammerjammer

To steal or block the access to the male object of your girlfriend's crush. Female equivalent of the cockblock.

"You little scammerjammer I told you I like Dean, go for Hank!" - Venture Brothers

by sqrjn August 1, 2008

sammer marzouk

Sucks at pingpong. Has NEVER won a game against Brandon.

Sammer Marzouk *Bruh Sound effect 2*

by Bisepic February 27, 2019

Shammer

A Shammer, also known as a Shammie is a McDonald’s Shamrock Shake.

After a hard day of work, I went to McDicks to skyhook a shammer.

by Jack Barrell March 4, 2021

Sammered

To be hammered, but more Sam-like. Usually people with the name Sam are more prone to becoming sammered, but it's quickly becoming very popular for anyone, regardless of their name to become sammered.

Dude, I'm so totally sammered.

by Samantha Tyne June 11, 2008

slummer

Somebody who considers themself superior to the working class masses of the UK and who deliberately goes to a naff working class pub or venue for a night's entertainment, merely to wake up thankful the next day that what they experienced isn't actually part of their real lifestyle experience.

Henrietta: Hello, Marmaduke. You look tired. Hectic night?

Marmaduke: Yah. Went incognito up to the council estate and visited a public house doing Karaoke. Smoked forty fags, sang five songs, ate fish and chips and made out with a single parent mother.

Henrietta: Yuk! You slummer.

by chris firth October 14, 2006