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Professional Ass Video

Pro Ass Vid, Professional Ass Video, or PAV is a new slang term for Electronic Press Kit or EPK, because it is just too hard to remember what EPK stands for.
Dude, we just hired someone to come to our show and make a Professional Ass Video!! It's gonna kick ass!
by Electronic Press Kit October 9, 2025
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Professional Drinker

Person 1: Do you know any professional drinkers?
Person 2: How dare you even ask that? I can outdrink everyone on the face of the planet. You think DEMPSEY can drink like me? No way.

Person 2 is The Don
by ILoveMrMcIlwain June 2, 2022
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Professional Hand Clown

Someone who gives Hand jobs that are really quick, fast & cheap
Do you know any local Professional Hand clowns?
by SwingingDick69 May 12, 2022
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Professional Hand Clown

A person who enjoys and is exceptionally good at giving sexual pleasure with their hands.
Sheila is such a Professional Hand Clown she got me to cum 5 times before noon yesterday
by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022
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ghetto professional

A form of simple business attire favored by IT workers that consists of unkempt hair, untucked shirts, loose jeans and sneakers or docs.
The boss wont care if you dress ghetto professional as long as you get your assignments done on time.
by djalexdeep January 20, 2011
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professional-incompetence

Someone who is bad at what they do, someone who really doesn't know what they're talking about, but they do it in a way that seems outwardly proffessional.

Adjective form: proffessionally-incompetent
It Doug has so much professional-incompetence, he posts his own drivers-ed tutorials online, but he doesn't even know how to drive.

Sarah is professionally-incompetent, because she really does look like she knows what she is talking about, but the pros mock her, because to an outsider she looks like she can talk the talk AND walk the walk, but her catwalk is not a real catwalk; she would hurt herself on a real catwalk.
by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! December 8, 2018
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