Proxy murder

Death by conspiracy by bastard family members

Were in the deep shit lets get rid of the cunt by any means including proxy murder

by TUPPE November 7, 2019

Murder Jacket

a jacket in which the collar (and sometimes the interior) is comprised of fleece

person 1: dude did you see Rick’s murder jacket?
person 2: the brown zip up with the fleece collar
person 1: yeah, a murder jacket

by cowboykeen February 21, 2023

cyber-murder

The definition of cyber-murder is when a bullyor group of bullies uses social media sites, complaining platforms, apps that rate people or businesses, and/or any public third party site on the web to publish defamatory content with the intent to ruin a particular person and/or business. The content they publish typically uses the following illegal tactics: defamation, libel, harassment, humiliation, stalking, threatening, slander (when they actually speak), embarrassment, demeaning language, prejudicial phrases, absurd exaggerations, links to things totally irrelevant to the subject but containing negativity, misleading conjecture, incorrect information, and specific or general erroneous claims backed by "evidence" which is fraudulent, doctored, and/or of a nature that would be absolutely unacceptable to use in real life or a court case.

Susie was so envious of the attention and positive reception that Mercedes' new business was receiving that she recruited some strangers she met in a Facebook group to launch a calculated cyber-murder attack on the business.

by PurpleMercedes September 13, 2017

Wank Murder

Suicide, taking one’s own life, onanicide

“Did John kill himself?”

“Yes he committed, Wank Murder”

by Kyle Pseudo October 16, 2019

Lollipop Murderer

One that licks sausages at the local grocery market and then proceeds to kill every man next to themselves. Usually a female Human being.

Jasmine: Is it alright if i go to the supermarket to buy sausages for our hot dog party tonight?
Chammy: It depends what kinds of sausages if you know what I mean.
Jasmine: Actually, I always like the sausages that were skinned so you couldn't see the burn marks of your enemies anymore.
Passerby: You fucking lollipop murderer, go jump off a bridge and die.

by Illegal Username December 15, 2016

Murder Us

A shitty copy of Among Us that wasn't supposed to exist

John: Hey did you see the new Murder Us app?
You: go fuck yourself John

by Blitzen, a dude that appears. November 18, 2020

Computer Murderers

When a Person talks over the internet and doesn’t seem to do anything in person.

Meer was talking shit over the phone he is a Computer Murderers, because in person nothing happened

by la dave October 28, 2022