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Manchester United

Manchester United, one of the best club in the world.
Manchester United is the best club in the world
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Manchester

A word of expression to imitate the accent of one from Manchester. Usually said in unison with others.
Person 1: "Yeah I'm going up to Manchester today"
Person 2: " Manchester"
Person 3: "Manchester"
Person 4: "Manchester"
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Manifest destiny

When the word expanded can’t describe the phatness of the ass
That shits no longer expanded its the manifest destiny.
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Manifest Dickdiny

The unquenchable urge of men to conquer new territories in order to fulfill their ego as the authors of history. These vast territories are then maintenanced by women in order to preserve the futility and habitability for humanity's descendants.
For centuries, it was destined that American men would conquer the North American continent through the doctrine of Manifest Dickdiny, delegating women to role of the doctrine's conservation and continual efficacy.
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manchester ohio

Lots and lots of ice heads
Lots and lots of whores
Lots and lots of hillbillies

You just can't go wrong here
That place, Manchester Ohio, is just so horrible.
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Manchester United

A team that has qualified for the UEFA Europa league
Manchester United has been in 6th since Ole was at the wheel
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Manchester

A "Manchester" is used in response to an individual claiming a completely ridiculous course of action. Once Manchestered, said individual must complete his claim within either 24 hours or within a mutually agreed upon time frame, otherwise punishable with an open hand slap to the face. However if the Manchestered individual succeeds, they are then allowed to slap the individual who put the Manchester into motion. So Manchester with care.

Participating in the practice of Manchestering, is an opt in game for the participants, with no option to opt out for the remainder of the participant's lifespan.

“Do. Or do not. There is no try.” -Yoda
Example 1:
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.

Subject 2: Manchester

Subject 1: (Does not try)
Subject 2: (Slaps Subject 1 with an open hand slap to the face)

Example 2:
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.

Subject 2: Manchester

Subject 1: (Tries and fails)
Subject 2: (Slaps Subject 1 with an open hand slap to the face)

Example 3
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.

Subject 2: Manchester

Subject 1: (Tries and gets the number)
Subject 2: (Prepares for a slapping)
Subject 1: (Slaps Subject 2 with an open hand slap to the face)
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