Rock Lobster

Someone who picks up your coke for you and then proceeds to pinch your bag

"DT picked up an 8-ball for me but when I got it it was half a gram short"

"How did that happen?"

"DT Rock Lobster'ed me"

"That fucking Rock Lobster!"

by b0ing August 13, 2009

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red lobster

When a man penetrates a menstraiting woman, then pulls out and slaps her in the chest and orgasming at the same time, thus leaving a red "lobster" shape and a buttery finish

"Jane is super freaky, she asked my dad to give her a red lobster"

by Kyle Tarrant August 13, 2007

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Lobsters • lobster claw • lobstering • lobsterback • lobster pot • Lobsta • lobster cock • lobstered • lobster head • lobster tail

Drop a lobster in a pot

Slang for taking a dump.

"I'll be right back, I gotta drop a lobster in a pot."

by Jwilliams426 March 14, 2007

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lobstercat

An animal solely residing on Boston College's campus, specifically Walsh dormitory. With much attention to detail, the mysterious creature can be properly identified.

"You're a lobstercat", said NK. "No, you're a lobstercat", said RTG. And the story continues...

by Lobstercat hunter March 30, 2009

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A person(most commonly female)who engages in meaningless conversations with the nearest person to her, she will not really notice if you dont answer and will threaten to beat you if you call her mother and old man. But the problem is fixed if you tell her she is pretty and has nice breasts. A lonely lobster will follow you around and stare at you untill u make it certain to her that her presence is not enjoyable. She will give u bitch face and then walk away. This will take several tries for the Lonely Lobster to end this following trend.

Person1: "I love you"
Person2: "I love you too"
*kisses*
Lonely Lobster: "Aww how cute, do u wanna go get some breakfast with me??"
Person1: "Do i know you?"
LL: "Oh hi im Emilee!!!"
Person1: "ok"
Person2: "yeah can u go away now"
LL: *bitchface* "Fine i guess i wont be friends with you"

by [PissMagic420] July 7, 2008

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Red Lobster

Legal Seafood for Black People

White guy: I went to legal seafood the other day. It was quite tasty.
Black guy: Maaaayng, I went to reyt lobsta (Red Lobster) d'udduh day. Iz gewd! Fo SHO! my baby mamma, she love dem skrimp! And iz a classy joint meng!

by tewkewl March 3, 2011

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