turd lapper

one who lapps turds as a dog lapps water

"look at that turd lapper"

by AJR1960 September 14, 2007

Lip Lapper

A lesbian having oral sex.

That dyke over there looks like a real Lip Lapper.

by knotnice September 8, 2010

lapenstecktomy

the surgical procedure of having one's brain removed by means of a barrage of post-sleep fusion rock.

This show needs an emergency lapenstecktomy, STAT!

by stecki April 22, 2007

lapp

a term used to coin utter rubbish that someone else is saying or doing. similar to nonsense or shenanigans.

Devin shah does way too much lapp.

by sheeennn August 14, 2012

lape

a stupid person; moron

Donner was a lape for talking about VHS's being gone forever deliberately. It was not an accident for him.

by forehard bill July 21, 2018

Pink lipped champagne

The act of drinking champagne out of a woman's pussy.

I inserted a champagne bottle in her pussy, shook the bottle, then drank the champagne that dripped out of her pussy.
Her pussy was so wet, and pink that it was so sweet to taste the pink lipped champagne.

by whtronin March 24, 2021

lapse

Iz like when yuz pass up on a chance to holla at a biatch

"Yo son how yuz gone lapse on shorty like dat??? She was feelin you dawg!!!!!!!!"

by rxsteven & nastyness October 15, 2003