Shit'll

A contraction for "shit will", used to describe how something is going to be.

Yeah bro, shit'll be crazy!

by Awwwyeahhh August 6, 2010

I'll bare my arse in Fenwicks' window

A saying from Tyneside (in the North East of England), used when expressing absolute confidence that something will not happen. It refers to Fenwicks' department store in Northumberland Street in Newcastle upon Tyne, which is famous for the quality of its window displays, especially at Christmas.

Similar in sentiment to I'll eat my hat.

If Sunderland finish above Newcastle in the league, I'll bare my arse in Fenwicks' window!

by Dommar41 June 9, 2012

I'll do it tomorrow

The reason most people are suffering in school.

Concerned parent: Hey Bill did you do you're homework
Bill: Nah I'll do it tomorrow

by Fuckface32 May 15, 2017

I'll check you

Similar to "I'll see you". Basically meaning being in touch with someone soon.

John: Alright man have a good night

Bart: Yeah bro I'll check you

by Troyiskewl September 9, 2018

Aii Bro I'll See You

"Aii Bro I'll See You" is a term used in the common highschool slang from the years 2018-2019. This term is formally used as a transition word to get out of pickle situations such as Breakups , Abortions , Weddings , Teacher talks , Pep Talks , Dap and leaves , etc.

"Ayo Seth what class you got?"-Tyshawn... "Uh i got music in room 202 (DING late bell noise) Aii Bro I'll See You.. (Daps) Stay up.

by SethyOW February 8, 2019

Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone)

An individual of extremely little intelligence, and of contrasting aggression. The individual, if male must be small and be within posession of a squeaky voice and have an ego of that of a huge 20 year old body-builder when in reality the owner of the aforesaid ego is as skinny as a twig. Uses highly offensive insults such as 'Ya mam!' or 'skag 'ead', has a distinct ability to pronounce H's or T's, most prominent on the words 'skag 'ead' and 'gutted' respectively. Not a single townie will have a realistic view of themselves and will perceive themselves to be genuine figures of inspiration in 'ardness' and that no-one will dare 'mess wit dem' for fear of being 'shitted up'. A townie's music taste will consist of anything with a repetitive beat and a minimum of vocals hence: "Push me, and then just touch me, so I can get my, satisfaction" from a townies perspective, the less complex and content of lyrics the better, in order to make it more digestable. Dress sense includes a backwards cap, tracksuit bottom, stud or small hoop in one or both ears, tracksuit bottoms (cheap) and hair style must be in perfectly formed 'french crop', vanity is an important aspect in being a townie.

Townie No. 1: 'Ere ya skag'ead, I wanna see dem needlemarks in ya arms ya skag'ead.
Townie No. 2: Yeah, you iz such a skag'ead Phat Rush, you iz wew phat.
Townie No. 3: Phat beats on Fursday!

by The Right Honourable Dr. Sir Alexander Thomas Morgan Morris III December 14, 2003

she'll be apples, mate

everything will be alright

Don't worry about her breast implants. She'll be apples, mate.

by snn April 4, 2006