person 1: ah shit im itching right near my balls again, thats like the 5th time this week
person 2: you have the gay itch
person 2: you have the gay itch
by sweetcreamscoops November 30, 2023
Get the gay itchmug. Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.
I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!
by Nuphagus March 14, 2020
Get the Seven mile itchmug. When a man with a mustache/stubble around the mouth area performs oral sex on a woman and gives her stubble burn on the inside of her labia.
"I saw you go home with that guy last night. He was super cute, and his mustache totally rocked!"
"Yeah, and he ate me out for hours too, it was amazing."
"Oh no, I hope he didn't give you purse itch!"
"Yeah, and he ate me out for hours too, it was amazing."
"Oh no, I hope he didn't give you purse itch!"
by gedderneet August 31, 2013
Get the Purse Itchmug. by DR.SDR13729 April 13, 2023
Get the Brawler's Itchmug. An itch occuring specifically to balls of celebrities, leading to awkward scenarios or positions which are too sore to be avoided even while being on camera. These awkward moments are then immaculately captured and posted on social media. The itch is named after famous internet personality who first captured Indian politician Kejriwal doing such an act.
by hellslyne April 2, 2018
Get the Grao's itchmug. 1.Reference to the philosophy of self-indulgence, whether to deny or sate.
2.Statement of self-denial.
3.A description of the compelling desire for that from which one abstains.
4. For reasons of conditioning, faith, or pride, the human chooses to deny his instinctive responses to hunger, rage, lust, grief, fear, or even happiness, but suffers temptation as a result.
2.Statement of self-denial.
3.A description of the compelling desire for that from which one abstains.
4. For reasons of conditioning, faith, or pride, the human chooses to deny his instinctive responses to hunger, rage, lust, grief, fear, or even happiness, but suffers temptation as a result.
by ad-92129 March 26, 2011
Get the scratch not itch wantmug. by Bucketissupercoolexclamation December 4, 2023
Get the My balls itch so badmug.