Ham Tits

When the tits are overly softened and tender(due to a man overly rubbing with oil in a circular motion) to the point they are red and sweaty and they feel and look like ham. It's your opinion if they taste like ham.

Mike gave Julie some Serious Ham tits! He was sad oil got on his mothers bed but he didn't care.

by Glittery Tits November 20, 2015

ham damn

When you have eaten to much ham and you can not take a shit.

Boy I eat way to much ham now I have a Ham Damn and I can shit.

by Pnltbox January 24, 2017

sis-ham

Relative to broham... a best friend. a buddy, or your really awesome sister who started saying it after watching the big lebowski.

1.What's goin on sis-ham??
2.Not much, just making a grilled cheese for my man.
1.Damn, that's lame...
2.I know...

by Sisham May 11, 2008

hammer the ham

To masturbate violently.

1.Is Tom coming out tonight?
2. No, he's at home hammer the ham.

by Flyingwallruss November 11, 2017

Highway Ham

Also refered to as road head however Highway Ham occurs after a long road trip when your junk is salty.

Usually served with a side of salted nuts.

After an 8 hour road trip I just knew Phils Mom was ready for some Highway Ham with a side of salty nuts.

by Spincter Brown October 11, 2011

Steaming hams

Buying fast food and telling people that you made it.

Aunt Becky "makes" hamburgers for us every year, but we all know she's just steaming hams.

by Bertiethebussmugglesdrugs July 9, 2018

Ham Rash

When your having sex doggy style, and the rubbing of sweaty hairy legs creates a rash.

He was cute, but he gave her ham rash.

by Mcwhit April 23, 2021