guerc

A pile of steamy shit that has been dwellin in your stomach for an extremely long period of time.

Ma, we need to see a doctor. I just took the biggest guerc of my life and now I don't think I'm a virgin anymore.

by guercinator July 18, 2011

pizza guard

The scarred piece of skin at the top of your mouth that gets burnt when eating hot pizza. Its function is to protect the rest of the mouth.

That pizza is hot, thank goodness for the pizza guard.

by Matthew Clegg July 28, 2005

Hoe Guard

skankily dressed college girls who booty shake to the beat of college marching band music

"Wow the color guard is in time but the hoe guard's clothes are going to fall off!"

by Audrey Young March 20, 2008

the guard

The hand a male puts behind his penis when taking a piss so as not to get any urine on ones garments.

I was so drunk last nite I had to use the guard when pissing

by meerkatman January 27, 2012

dropping your guard

When u take a nap at your white friends house and aren’t robbed and he gives u a blanket and pillow too

Rick : what is dropping your guard?
Rich: the guard dropped when I napped and wasn’t robbed.

by Guardropping rick August 9, 2018

Guedo

English to Spanish...Whitey. Or if you are in Chandler,Arizona,Guedo means God. As in Guedos Tacos on Chandler Blvd.

"I went to Guedos in Arizona and saw God while eating some chicken tacos....but that was actually Guedo!!" God actually finds time to work. Awesome!!!!!!

by Daniel"guedos disciple" Olson September 29, 2011

Guerdian

Guerdian's are typically the mix of introvert of extrovert while being lazy or energized or basically everything, The jack of all trades but the name is very rare.

Hey Guerdian how is it that you are dumb and smart at the same time

by a man who once was August 17, 2022