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Grock-retarded

Adjective to describe:

1) a guy who can't seem to understand when a girl isn't interested in him

2) a guy who falls for a girl, and continues to like her, even after she treats him like crap (see green chick)

3) a guy who is completely oblivious about the girl who likes him, because he is preoccupied with being hung up on another girl who is uninterested in him

4) a guy who believes he has found the "perfect woman" but is in fact blinded by physical traits alone that he believes is beautiful, and does not base any of his attraction to the girl on substance or personality
"I don't understand why he's still hung up on her. All she's done is treat him like crap and walk all over him. I guess he's just Grock-retarded."

Girl 1: "I don't know what else I can do. I've flirted with him, I've danced with him, I even gave him my number - and nothing."
Girl 2: "He must still be hung up on that Green Chick. Gosh - sometimes he's so Grock-retarded!"
by love4lyrics August 9, 2007
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Grock

The act of creating a paraphernalia product by removing liquid from a cartridge inside a rechargeable hookah pen and substituting it with weed. These actions produce a bud vaporizer commonly called a "grock" or "g.rock."
Bout' to smoke this grock
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Guk Gooker

Someone who swallows big loads of guk (cum) and makes loud gulping sounds..
Monica was by far the best guk gooker of all IFAC...

She learned from Mark G who was the previously reining queen of the guk gookers...
by MonicQ March 12, 2010
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jamboring gook

an asian person preferably from korea who does not stop talking flapping their arms like a spartard in which nowone understands a thing they are saying.
ted: hey phill theirs a fucking jamboring gook on my lawn

phill: yea i had one about 2 months back

ted: what the hell should i do

phill: ill go get my gun, we can probably sell it to the chinese food resturaunt
by warbagsr2295 and corteroy September 9, 2010
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Mountain Gook

N. A native of Afghanistan (esp.) or Iraq, especially when a member of an enemy military force.
by TankTracks December 18, 2012
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Gobble dee gook spasm

The exact point of reflux during deep fellatio inflicted upon the female throat.
Lara: I went down on Steve the other night and almost spewed, he shoved my head down to far..

Jess: oh.. You mean you experienced a gobble dee gook spasm?
by stink wizard November 21, 2013
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gookinator

Yeah he hit a 6 wat a gookinator!!
by mel capitano December 31, 2007
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