Grock

A particularly large person, both in height and in weight. Usually lacking in intelligence, a Grock is often dull witted and slow minded.
"Aw! That Wayne Rooney is such a Grock!"
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Another word for the Grinch's penis
Man I've just been craving some Grock recently. I think it's the Christmas season
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A Grock is a chinese Glock.
Cho Seng Hui had a grock.
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Verb:
1. To feel the cosmic energy, to draw knowledge from any energy source, be it a person, a tree, or light.
Easiest while under the effects of entheogens, although Ganja has been known to help.
2. To do something to one's fullest capacity.
3. To have one's third-eyed opened.
Comes from the word Grok, meaning to understand so thoroughly that the observer becomes a part of the observed, from Robert A. Heinlein's 1961 book, "Stranger in a Strange Land."
1. "Grock Sharzar's glorious silver light."
2. "I'm Grocking the holy living shit out of my guitar right now."
3. "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"
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The act of creating a paraphernalia product by removing liquid from a cartridge inside a rechargeable hookah pen and substituting it with weed. These actions produce a bud vaporizer commonly called a "grock" or "g.rock."
Bout' to smoke this grock
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An extremely well built (with either muscle or fat) and hideous greasy individual, usually a sexual deviant. Often smell putrid due to lack of hygeine and NO lack of slimey bodily hair. The grock tends to have a immensely large penis, although there have been recorded cases of grocks with wrinkley schlaggots.
I turned in horror to see a naked grock fondling himself.

Jonah: "what is that sweating mound of blubber in that cave?"
Falcon: "keep your distance I think its a grock!"

Andy Fordham is a rare example of a man who managed to escape his grock curse.

Holy shit, that 6 foot 5 markham is a hairy grock, but with a schlaggot.
by Mr Untouchable January 31, 2008
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A somewhat rare nickname for one who is named "Grace."
1. Grock!!! Thanks for coming to my graduation!
by Vince T. September 05, 2008
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