Blinding the Gods

Noun:
Masturbating during church and busting your load all over either the priest or a statue of Jesus.

I got banned from most Catholic churches because I keep blinding the gods with my excessive discharge

by Jarl (Baller)Gruuf May 12, 2017

oh my goid

saying “oh my god” but better. referenced from a vine. only the baddest bishes use it.

oh my goid, the cable turned off

by niecynaenae April 23, 2018

The old gods

Referencing to tribal divinities that were popular before the inquisition slavery and colonialism.
It's a new generalized term that has no culture in particular in mind but is used to describe mysterious personalities of the forces of nature.

Go into the woods, talk to the old gods, get yourself focused and come back...

by Melun Djinn April 13, 2020

speak with the elder gods

v. Probably a convenient way to talk your way out of doing something important like oh, I dunno... saving Earthrealm through participation in the Mortal Kombat tournaments?

Raiden: I must speak with the elder gods! (*lightning!*)

by flashn00b September 17, 2020

in the lap of the gods

Something that's out of your hands, which you have to leave up to chance. Also the name of two dope ass Queen songs.

Dude: "Alright, I just sent my resume to the employment office. Whether I get accepted or not is in the lap of the gods."

by SandvichThief February 7, 2023

for the gods

The act of pouring out some your alcoholic beverage for the gods. Used during the Classical period of Rome and Greece. Its basis is in the fact that there is a certain amount of alcohol you were going to drink in the given night, and you are sharing it with gods because you are not selfish.

A guy approaches another guy in a bar. "For the gods?", and as they each pour some of their drinks out, they other replies "For the Gods".

by D Bakoo March 18, 2009

Godsmack

the best nu-metal band ever!

faceless

by Anonymous May 3, 2003