Masterbation Goggles

When you are masturbating to porn that you wouldn't normally find arousing.

Dude 1: Ew man why is their foot fetish videos in your search history?
Dude 2: I don't know man it must have been my masterbation goggles.

by Eaglesrownage December 12, 2012

brown goggles

When a male places his genitals on a another parter's eye sockets. Thus brown goggles

Jane received brown goggles from Timmy

by The Eye of the 69 July 4, 2017

french goggles

placing each male testicle over the eyes of the receiver.

"let's give him french goggles, ha-ha-ha."

by DREADS4000 January 15, 2018

Guitar Hero Goggles

When you are done playing Guitar Hero (or another similar game), and you look around and everything looks like it is moving up (or down).

Chris: Haha, Rob tripped over the table. Are you dizzy?

Rob: I just scored 150,000 on "Free Bird!" Don't hate and I'm not dizzy, it was just Guitar Hero Goggles.

by jayB109 October 16, 2010

Skid Goggles

a) invisible and intangible goggles one often unknowingly wears once an individual had been at Skidmore College for more than two months. the goggles make men or women appear to be more attractive than they would normally be
b) much like Beer Goggles, but it applies to all time of the day.

note: can be applied to other small colleges.

Jon is not actually attractive, but i am wearing skid goggles so i want to bang him.

by thoroughbred July 24, 2008

high goggles

The usage of sunglasses with you are stoned to the point either your eyes look lazy or they're red.

"What's with those sunglasses on? It's like not even sunny, it's raining?"
"Oh, they're my high goggles"

by Teroo December 19, 2006

laser goggles

post laser eye surgery side effect of having constant beer goggles.

that girl was hideous but Timmy had his laser goggles going and took her home.

by dave6000 June 22, 2007