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Glizzy Gobbler

When you tell your friend your a glizzy gobbler it means your telling them you're being rude in a nicer way.
You're such a glizzy gobbler (friend's name).

Glizzy and a dizzy

When you go to Costco, you can spend $2.50 on a Glizzy and a dizzy, which is when you buy a $1.50 hot dog and then drink $1 of Kirkland gasoline out of a cup.
The bars are so expensive nowadays... Glizzy and a dizzy?

papa smurfs glizzy 

strong, hard, long, stretchable, blue, hard, sexy, gluck gluck 9000, reusable, bpa free. lives on papa smurf, cock. first seen on tiktok
did you see papa smurfs glizzy yesterday?”
“yeah it was so juicy and big”
“i gave it a gluck gluck 9000

fruit glizzy 

Man Mike really likes his fruit glizzy
fruit glizzy by Diesel39 July 2, 2022

200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy 

When a male or female gets the life sucked out of them they shit there pants 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy
Dude Kendra sucked my soul so hard I shit myself 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy
Oh damn dude