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family friend

A person whom your parents know, from that job they had back in the day, whom they've never quite been able to shake off. This person will continually reappear at social gatherings involving other family friends, who all seem to just orbit around the periphery of your parents' lives for years and years, like a fly buzzing around your head that simply won't die.

Despite the ever-repetitive "look how tall you've gotten!"s and "I haven't seen you in ten years!"s from these strangers, you are required by unwritten social code to treat these people as if they were at least close enough to be a creepy uncle.
Mom: Our family friend Carl is coming to the barbecue on Saturday.
You: Who?
Mom: Oh you know, that guy I worked with 50 years ago, and we just happened to keep in touch. You've met him, he saw your birthing, remember?
You: ...
by Flameow December 10, 2010
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friend chips

A virtual collection of "chips" you collect by doing favors for friends.
Brian: Dude, can you help me move out of my house this weekend?

Dave: I will, but that will cost you 12 months worth of friend chips.
by LakeStevensBA March 20, 2009
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Friend Of Amy's

Mike: Yo do you think that hottie over there is checking me out?
John: Nah I know her, she's a friend of Amy's.
by Darling Ghost June 28, 2009
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Friend Dumped

When a friend breaks off a friendship with another friend, much like a regular breakup. Usually, the dumpee is unaware of why they are being friend dumped.
Amy: "I don't think we should be friends anymore."
Beth: "Why?"
Amy: "It's just not working out."

Amy goes to her friend Suzy.

Amy: "Beth just said we shouldn't be friends anymore."
Suzy: "Girl, you just got friend dumped."
by Zelophehad August 21, 2010
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McBoy Friend

A boy that is bad for you but yet you keep going back to him, because he is so good. (Im lovin' it)
My mcboy friend is so hot my husband would be pissed.
by MC JOEY II January 6, 2011
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Friend of Aslan

A gay man or lesbian who is so deep in the closet that he or she is in Narnia.
It's getting to where anyone who is publicly and vehemently anti-gay is likely to be a Friend of Aslan.
by hlots11 December 26, 2011
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barcode friend

gtg, my barcode friend just texted me “i love you
by archie01 October 27, 2021
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