Flustard/Flattard

(noun): when someone is acting like a complete idiot when they are flustered or flattered unexpectedly

Flustered+Retarded=Flustard

variation:

Flattered+Retarded=Flattard

Bob had no idea what to say when that girl complimented him, hes a complete flus-tard

Girl: I think your cute
Bob:...
Girl:whats wrong?
Bob: sorry im flustard/Flattard

by joey053 October 25, 2012

Flosting

The left over "excess" frosting from your cake, cupcake, or other tastey treat. Most often piled into a mountain on your plate.

We pile the flosting from our cake into a mountain on one plate.

by JaredtheBear January 1, 2008

Faustin

Faustin is fat bigger than your average bear, he is possibly gay, and works a minimum wage job, but he is a good friend just a little suspect, to sum it up Faustina is very, very obesse.

Watch out for your food bro Faustin eats everything.

by Cowan Unga December 22, 2016

flumtoffity-molikity

The action by which mark and janet are wrong, and susan is and forever will be right.

"whoa dude, thats like so flumtoffity-molikity!" "oh yeh man, like totally!"

by The Giant-Uber Queen of Venus November 19, 2004

Flunt

a open sore or wound filled with dried puss on a females body used for sex

yo i fucked this girl last night she had the wettest flunt ever and i was sooo tight

by blumpkinboynov April 5, 2009

flusty

A term coined by the LiveJournal user 'triospleasure' while describing a story by 'elaborationlove'. It is a slang term used commonly in fanfictions to describe stories meaning a mix of 'fluff' and 'lust'. Since its first use, the word has become more popular.

A flusty tale of triumphant love filled with twists and turns.

by Aoizora May 20, 2008

flustigate

to beat with a stick

"I swear, if i catch you wearing my underwear ever again, i will FLUSTIGATE you within an inch of your life

by Captain Jen August 26, 2003