surprise floss

you know that time when you pull down your pants and you feel a flossing sensation between your cheeks... it's only when you see that your thong is a v with a hanging string that you realize the string detached from the waist band and flossed you clean on the way down....surprise!

i thought i just had a severe wedgie til i realized i got surprise flossed

i stared at my thong confused and in disbelief thinking i must have gotten one that was 10 sizes too big until it occurred to me that i got surprise flossed

my friend told me about her surprise floss job, and i laughed so hard i farted - true story.

by floss-o-myte May 9, 2011

Ganja-floss

A cotton candy/candy floss bag full of vaporized marijuana.

Daddy, Pass my bag of Ganja-floss please.

by MsAdventure July 5, 2011

butt floosh

when you fart, but it stays inside your crack as a bubble until you clench your buttocks and it pops

Nathan: what's that smell?

Ryan: sorry bruh, just popped my butt floosh

by TimmyKinney January 28, 2013

loosy floosy

Fat, dumb, rotundish

I hate her, she is such a loosy floosy!

by Manicat December 18, 2013

Strawberry floss

Going down on a girl while she is menstruating and pulling out her tampon with your teeth.

Betty was horny but on her period, Jason helped her out with a strawberry floss.

by Strawberry floss June 5, 2014

rectal floss

celery

Not only does celery have negative calories, it's also rectal floss that can help prevent colorectal cancer.

by drdigg June 10, 2015

Chap Flops

Rubber flops like those provided in an academy such as the military or army usually light, loose and makes sounds as you walk

Have you seen my new Chap Flops?
This Chap Flop is too tiny to fit me.

by Banana spoon April 6, 2017