flower

A person with inherently good qualities (ie they're nice, intelligent, funny) that are definitely not shared with their terrible terrible families.

Person 1: Gee, Sarah Seems Nice...
Person 2: Yeah, but have you talked to her Dad? he's a horrible person
Person 1: Luckily, flowers often grow out of dirt

by ElKapitan April 11, 2011

Flanerkin

A big fat man or a big fat horse

Wendy: Girl did you see that Flanerkin all over eva?
Clancy: That horse would suffocate her in misonary.
Wendy: lol

or

Damn Field Master is that a wad in your pocket or are you Flanerkin?

by wolfyvocab4shiggles November 21, 2009

Floperington

The art of flopering in the bathtub.

Luke: I did some good floperington last night.

by OOOeeee October 5, 2009

Flower Plower

A Flower Plower is a person or thing that is ridiculous by definition, and generally destroyer of happiness or well-being

That girl is ridiculous.

What a Flower Plower.

by FLASHtruths March 6, 2013

Flover

To be both a friend and a lover.

She's my flover.

by juanjulio November 4, 2014

Flondering

To flonder (gently play with someone's cock)

Stranger: "Mmmmm"
You: "FUCK! STOP FLONDERING ME!"

by BigBong69 November 20, 2015

Flowering my nuts

Relaxing, not doing anything, or applying corn starch to the groin area.

" What are you doing now dog?" "Sitting here, flowering my nuts"

by Nachobidness August 16, 2016