fapterrupt

To interrupt someone while they are fapping

I was in my room having some alone time until my roommate walked in and fapterrupted me.

by OskiBear May 10, 2007

Keith(Fastest Punch)Liddell

An Olympic Qualifying Boxer with four "World Records"; including the infamous Guinness World Record for the "Fastest Punch" and three Record Setter World Records of "The Longest Punch" (10' and 10"), "The Most Speed Bag Punches in a Minute" (581) and "The Most Contact Punches in a Minute" (900, 15 per second)-he is also the writer of "The Tangibility of Nothingness" which is the mathematical equivalence of the "Third Number" in mathematics personified by perpetual non-empty functional sets.

Keith(Fastest Punch)Liddell is an extremely good boxer with a punch measuring over 44 mph, (70.8 kph).

by SCIENTIST March 25, 2013

Fatted

When a morbidly obese person farts so hard that it travels up their back going in between each fat fold and ends at the base of their neck.

The sound can be mistaken for that of a family of ducks being run over by a group of cyclists or a running motorcycle half submerged in water.

Say Jill, did you hear that comical noise, i believe that guy over there just fatted. Yes Pete, he was obese and he farted so that means that he fatted, now he will have to change his shirt.

by fat guy strangler July 24, 2011

fasted

To get extremely intoxicated. A step higher than the term "wasted". The word comes from when "fucking wasted" is used together. Fasted is a shortened version of that.

"Let's go get fasted at the bar!"

"I got fasted and threw up everywhere last night."

by Julio Escavez September 10, 2006

Faster Horses

A multiple day music festival where countless rednecks and wanna be country girls gather in order to get wasted and take photos while country plays in the background.

Hey man I drove my lifted Chevy to faster horses and wore my favorite confederate flag shirt for a week straight.

by Havejjxbannsk June 12, 2016

Fanny farter

A person who farts into another person's anus, causing the first fart to amalgamate with the recipient's fart creating a mixture of the two farts.

He is such a fanny farter. He just can't keep his anus to himself.

by anonymous July 4, 2017

Happily Ever Fapter

The feeling you get after fapping to your favorite fetish.

Man, I just wanked to Asian porn. I feel happily ever fapter.

by Homonopoly champ July 29, 2011