Person who is gonna make it to the olympics one day!!! Also is very pretty! Funkiest person alive. And very smart. 59 second fast
by blahblah122 September 24, 2011
Get the Julia Fonk mug.A medley of exquisite French cheese mixed inside a French woman's vagina and eaten at high altitude in either France or Switzerland. See HAM or HAC for more.
by Cats dima bilan February 28, 2014
Get the queef fondue mug.The founding fondling fathers was formed in 2017. It is a group of 5 girls, Athena, Elizabeth, Hala, Isabella, and Jumana. The founding fondling fathers, shortened to the FFF, all follow the gaming fungus. We are major gaming fungus supporters. The FFF was only supposed to fondle each other, but one day, Athena went crazy. She wanted to fondle everyone, which is strictly against our FFF rules. The gaming fungus told us our purpose was to bring the community together through fondlement. To show fondlement to the people so they could fondle each other. We are not supposed to fondle outside of the FFF, as it is a sin against the gaming fungus. Though Athena did not care, she wanted to fondle everyone in sight. She even fondled your mom. Athena started fondling just our people, but then, she ran out of people. She decided to prey on children, and even animals too too. Be careful, if you are under the age of 13, or an animal of any sort, you are not safe from Athena, the dark father. OH NO, IM RUNNING OUT OF TIME TO WARN YOU GUYS, BEWARE OF ATHEN DA PRO, THE DARK FATHE-
Person One: I heard Athena, one of the founding fondling fathers, was in our city. Fondling and preying on the children and animals.
Person Two: Do not say that name, we only say the name for educational purposes. Otherwise you refer to her as The Dark Father.
Person Two: Do not say that name, we only say the name for educational purposes. Otherwise you refer to her as The Dark Father.
by ughlife123 June 27, 2021
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Literally a contraction of 'fuck off no thanks'. When used literally, it denotes a loathing and sarcastic 'no thanks'. However it is frequently used without rancour to denote the canceling of a social engagement.
Literally a contraction of 'fuck off no thanks'. When used literally, it denotes a loathing and sarcastic 'no thanks'. However it is frequently used without rancour to denote the canceling of a social engagement.
1. "I'm still at work, looks like I'll have to fonx on the curry tonight"
2. When asked to do something horrendous at work - "Oh, fonx."
2. When asked to do something horrendous at work - "Oh, fonx."
by Johnny_Cansino February 17, 2010
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Get the Fontaine mug.Act of having a woman lay on her back with her legs and gizzard spread wide - fill her gizzard with honey, chocolate, butter etc. and then dip bite-sized pieces of fruit, lobster etc. in her until soaked with a mixture of the pussy juice and whatever you put in her - enjoy!
by BahamaBoy June 21, 2005
Get the Slut Fondue mug...and beckham took a nasty kick to the fondleberries there, he's curled up like a cat in front of the fire
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