fonx 

To cancel or reject an invitation, especially at short notice.

Literally a contraction of 'fuck off no thanks'. When used literally, it denotes a loathing and sarcastic 'no thanks'. However it is frequently used without rancour to denote the canceling of a social engagement.

1. "I'm still at work, looks like I'll have to fonx on the curry tonight"

2. When asked to do something horrendous at work - "Oh, fonx."

fonx by Johnny_Cansino February 17, 2010

fonx 

(also other words which look like, sound like, or smell like, e.g. funx, funxerama, fonkles, shponkles, fooooooooooonx etc.)

1). a noun meaning "a very very very fit person, who you'd shag RIGHT now."

2). a verb meaning whatever you want it to mean. you can fonx a person, a play, a piece of homework, anything.

3). an exclamation of self admiration, following an amazing action, a witty remark, etc.

"she's a FONX!"
*looking at lady...* "fonx"
"i totally fonxed that exam."
"i wanna fonx you, you fonx"
"come fonx with me, let's fonx, let's fonx away"
*having just pwned a driving test* "FONX!"
"Fonx; i pwned you."

fonx by hongers April 3, 2004

Fonxuded 

To be fonxuded is to be in a state of über-confusion.
One can either fonxude others or oneself, that is the beauty and uniqueness of a fonxuded nature.

Etymology: a typo of the word "confused" after eating too much lemon curd.

Being fonxuded is a state of mind, a state of being, a very happy, rewarding, non-judgemental place to be. It has led to great adventures, and wonderful and cherished companionship.

This state of being, has spawned the virtual place of Fonxudia. One shouldn't be absent from Fonxudia for too long, especially now it has branched out into many franchises within the virtual world.

I am fonxuded from all these multichats open.

Fonxuded by Georgy Girl February 6, 2009

Fonxilious 

adventurous; a quality that often leads to sex, fame, happiness and poor life decisions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she was fonxilious and does what she wants.

Fonxilious by christicomplex September 14, 2018

Fonxiling

Traveling, the act of lessening the distance between yourself and your destination.

He’d always embraced travel, but had never been ambien fonxiling before.

Fonxiling by christicomplex September 14, 2018