Fake Work Friday 

The Friday before Memorial Day when employees who are too lame to take a vacation day, pretend they are really working.
Said employees are actually passing the time catching up on their favorite tv shows online, organizing the apps on their iPhone, purging their Facebook friend list, counting how many staples fit in the stapler, taking a 2 hour lunch, etc.

Anna: "I'm going to go grab a quick lunch and eat at my desk, do you want me to get you anything?"
Max: "No thanks, I'm going to go check out the new Harry Potter movie at lunch."
Anna: "We have a huge project due next week, aren't you working on it?"
Max: "Nope. It's Fake Work Friday."
Anna: "Cool, I'll come with."

Fake Work Friday by Stella Ace November 4, 2012

fake witness

A disparaging term utilized for the purpose of discrediting someone whose truth will likely end your gravy train in Congress.

Mr. Cohen, you are a fake witness.

fake witness by Dr Bunnygirl February 27, 2019

fake news fuckheads

45’s special pet name for news channel staffers who aired his absurd black Sharpie pen shitshow as he tried to legitimize a fake story he’d concocted that a portion of Alabama was in the path of Hurricane Dorian.

C’mon you fake news fuckheads, just lemme get this fake bullshit on the air for two minutes and then those Polacks will accept my whole cancellation story that I pulled outta my ass!

fake news fuckheads by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

Fake depression 

Someone who claims to have depression but normally has intentions to gain attention and fish for compliments and pity. They act sad and try and look depressed and complain obsessively about how they have it. They also will not accept help because deep down they know that its fake and they want all the attention. These people will also say that they have no friends even if they have many. They also use other people as therapists and never consider other people because they're "too sad" to give a sh*t. I kinda pity people who do this because they dont realise how people with depression really feel therefore mimick them.

"hey you look kinda sad are you okay?"
"I'm just really sad because of my depression and i wanna die!"
"What can I do to help?"
"Oh its my (fake depression) you can't do anything about it now im gonna cry and be an emo!"

Fake depression by peach.maru April 14, 2020

fake collab 

A pre made animation meme or something else (idk), that you can access at any time and edit with your own part. This usually has a your part or a pre made animated background.

here are some examples of fake Collab's (ctto and yes i love these)

#Mocrocksfakecollab
#kittypopfakecollabtime
#KalylaCFakeCollab
etc.

Person 1: Hey I heard you were going to do a fake Collab, which one are you gonna do by the way?
Person 2: Oh yeah, anyways about that Imma do *insert fake collab hashtag*
Person 1: Woah nice choice

fake collab by i am d ond August 11, 2021

fake taxi 

A guy in a cab pretending to be a taxi driver but fucks some really hot girls in his cab. Mainly based in Europe. 100% the girls are hot

Hey mack have you watched fake taxi before? Yes its the best porn ever!

fake taxi by Fullofswager123 January 7, 2015