one who fantasizes about having sex with inanimate objects while masturbating to nugget porn via webcam
Bradley Maxson: Dude I was so epic failfest last night.
Clayton: I wish I was there dude, musta been epic
Clayton: I wish I was there dude, musta been epic
by Ur Pastor March 31, 2009

my friend got the le epic game the sims 3 and le other le epic game COD modern warfare to w/ le epic Minecraft
by ChilliadiStudiosYT September 8, 2018

An annoying as all fuck "internet meme" or trend used by people who aren't innovative enough to come up with an appropriate term, expression, watch too much Attack of The Show, or spend over 8 hours behind a computer.
Boy 1: Did you see that airplane take off and crash?! Dude, "EPIC FAIL"!
Boy 2: Epic----what?
Boy 1: You don't know what "Epic Fail" means, bro?
Boy 2: Being that the word "fail" isn't an adjective, I do now.
Boy 2: Epic----what?
Boy 1: You don't know what "Epic Fail" means, bro?
Boy 2: Being that the word "fail" isn't an adjective, I do now.
by Zeye May 5, 2009

Guy 1: Dude, I just missed an A on my test by 1 point.
Guy 2: Which one did you miss?
Guy 1: I spelled my name wrong.
Guy 2: *shakes head* Epic Fail
Guy 2: Which one did you miss?
Guy 1: I spelled my name wrong.
Guy 2: *shakes head* Epic Fail
by RevolverMonroe December 8, 2009

the face that you make when you and your best friend stare at each other and you know exactly what he/she is thinking, usually is followed by the epic hand motion and a few minutes of hysteria, Originally invented by RandyKane.
by Koozey December 14, 2011

(After SP goes 7-8 solid innings, and the bullpen immediately blows a 3-4 run or more lead)
-Fuck this shit, I can't stand another second of this epic fail.
-Fuck this shit, I can't stand another second of this epic fail.
by hugh_jazz May 15, 2010

When you're beating / winning against your opponent so hard and easily, that it becomes an epic fail for him
by Snusfinder General November 28, 2010
