Copper Guardian

Friend, relative, or neighbor assigned to keep an eye on your home while you're out of town so no one steals your air conditioner, hot water heater, etc., for the purpose of stripping it down to sell the copper tubing/parts.

Friend 1: All set for your cruise to the islands? Friend 2: Yeah, man - got my tickets, swimsuit's packed, and dropped the key with the Copper Guardian.

by Zoomin' Rozie January 26, 2011

crapperjack

A handjob given to a person on the toilet who is attempting to defecate.

That's as disruptive as a crapperjack.

by John Gonzales March 8, 2011

Choppertunity

A situation in which one has the opportunity to chop. (to chop: flirt)

Greg: Damn, look and Jason tryna' chop on Channel!
John: Well, you know Jason, boy jumps at ANY choppertunity!

by ptoodaloo April 21, 2011

Croper

A mixture of a cougar and a creeper. Primarily used when preying on younger boys.

Being cropers to those little boys over there.

by The Original Cropers October 23, 2011

Chopper Stopper

n. A land-to-air based rocket useful for destroying enemy Hinds, Cobras, and Chopper Gunners effectively angering people that worked to get a high killstreak.

Announcer: "Enemy Hind inbound."
Player 1: "Aw shit, does anyone have a Chopper Stopper?"

by Verroxi June 21, 2011

Copper wire management

Management style focusing solely on relaying information and instruction from the ownership level to the staff level and vice versa. A Copper wire is simply a conductor which transfers energy from one end to the other, it does not generate a spark on its own. As such appropriately named, this management style does not initiate any process, legitimate or perceived, it takes no responsibility for outcomes by routinely holding the other end of the copper wire responsible when one end has raised any issue.

I just got a crap load of work piled on me by my manager and I complained to him.... but all he said was don't blame me I only relay information from the top.

He's pulling some major copper wire management tactics on you!!!

by S and S man November 23, 2011

crappergeist

The person who stunk up the bathroom before you entered but is nowhere to be found.

In most cases you will be blamed as the source of the ungodly stench by others who later enter the bathroom and see you.

"I swear it wasn't me! It was a Crappergeist and by the smell of it he was at Taco Bell yesterday."

by Fleawest September 15, 2014