Callum’s crib

Used in a sentence for a disgusting room usually filled with fast food , soft drinks and clothes on the floor.

Friend 1”have you seen David’s room!”
Friend 2” I know look at the state of it , that’s definitely a Callum’s crib.”

by Decoydoedoe June 9, 2019

Callum

Callum is a great guy to be friends with. He's nicknamed 'small' but is actually small. Overall you should be lucky to be friends with him as he will be your friend forever. He's also a sweaty boi.

Me: Honestly I'm really lucky to have met Callum
Long lank: Ikr he's such a nice kid

by gam3ral June 17, 2019

Callum

A big dumb idiot who passes out on the toilet while taking a shit. You may find one most Thursday nights or sometimes Saturday.

There was a callum on the toilet last weekend.

by It’s friday May 1, 2019

Callum Mckno

Callum Mckno is a lanky kid, a twat (cacia) and many more things. He apparently likes (probably loves) Pheobe Cullum and watch out cause he is a horny kid (abbie)people could call him a "bad kid" but all he does is skip lessons. <May be a player> I'm guessing he's not good at football because hes always getting injured during it.
If you get to know him he's actually really nice but a dickhead and annoying to start.

friend 1: hey Callum
callum: whats up?
girl 1: he's actually nice to you

friend 1 : yeah Callum Mckno and i are friends.

by matthew arnold year 9 May 7, 2019

Callum Cain

A very small man that is cool.
Callum Cain also has a big penis

Guy: You have a small penis
You: No I'm a Callum Cain

by Benlikeslily May 8, 2019

Callum

And average boy but a bit of a player so fuck you Callum 🖕

Did you see callum?
Yeah he’s such a player 🙄

by Hejehbeehjdebehej September 19, 2019

Callum

Usually a nice man, but when he tells you to do something, you better do it

, or hell beat your ass. Normally a chill dude when your around him but if its just you and him he can be a total nutcase.

Callum is tall cunt

by Dinkakart September 27, 2019