A ginger of Australian descent. After a long voyage on a cruise ship, spending most his childhood as a Queef Merchant apprentice, he arrived naked and hairless on the Aberdeen shore. He is commonly found in a male strip club licking the sweat off the used poles.
"Hey phil, i kinda dirtied pole number 5. could you call Callum beedie to come clean it" Gary Wayne Coleman, veteran gay stripper
by Mary queen of sluts March 28, 2023
by 0ddFuture October 29, 2011
a nonce who plays with 2 year old kids behind the kebab shop bins, he like to make girl noises and always eats the chicken nuggets from the dodgy kebab shop in totton
callum Carroll is a nonce
by louroo215 July 15, 2017
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by Obidexterous May 05, 2011