Car On Wheels
Car On Wheels by Scrange Lord July 23, 2016
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car alarm
A device which insecure people waste money on because they are afraid their sacred, shiny cars will be stolen. Since about 99.9% of car alarms are false alarms, however, the owners eventually forget why they got the alarm in the first place, and get used to their cars crying wolf after a few occurrences.
Occasionally this will encourage angry neighbors to do whatever they can to put themselves and these useless devices out of their misery. This may include vandalizing the offending cars until they can disarm the screeching, honking, blaring whiners. Therefore, car alarms actually lead to more damage than good, and are one of the most foolish inventions in the history of mankind.
Occasionally this will encourage angry neighbors to do whatever they can to put themselves and these useless devices out of their misery. This may include vandalizing the offending cars until they can disarm the screeching, honking, blaring whiners. Therefore, car alarms actually lead to more damage than good, and are one of the most foolish inventions in the history of mankind.
For the fiftieth time in two weeks, the car alarm went off triggered by a bird who perched itself on the trunk, which caused a neighbor to get a baton and whack the offending automobile until he was able to get to the alarm and break it in two. Five minutes later, as the commercial break arrived during the action thriller movie, the car owner came out. Suddenly he realized that the alarm he had originally came to stop was no longer blaring away. He then saw the damage to his precious luxury and fainted.
car alarm by Boxcar Bob February 24, 2008
car hopping
car hopping by drew cassity November 19, 2006
Car Thief
Best defined by the Beastie Boys who have a song by the same name. The song is found on their album 'Paul's Boutique'.
People who want things they can't get on their own. So they lie, steal, step on whomever they feel they need to to get whatever it is they are looking for.
People who want things they can't get on their own. So they lie, steal, step on whomever they feel they need to to get whatever it is they are looking for.
Lyrics from the song Car Thief by the Beasties:
Me and my crew out breaking windows
The bingo the lotto you know I'll never win those
Possession is half the law
I had my routines before all y'all
Your whole life is coming apart at the seams
You ain't nothing but a car thief biting routines
I'm a city slicker I ain't no townie
Right now I wish I had another hash brownie
Like Ricky always said you've got to toke and pass
Or Mookie's gonna kick your fuckin' ass
You try to take what isn't yours like a God damn rat
See personally I wouldn't want to go out like that
Me and my crew out breaking windows
The bingo the lotto you know I'll never win those
Possession is half the law
I had my routines before all y'all
Your whole life is coming apart at the seams
You ain't nothing but a car thief biting routines
I'm a city slicker I ain't no townie
Right now I wish I had another hash brownie
Like Ricky always said you've got to toke and pass
Or Mookie's gonna kick your fuckin' ass
You try to take what isn't yours like a God damn rat
See personally I wouldn't want to go out like that
car bomb
Cheap, extremely intoxicating (thus fun inducing) alcoholic beverage. 1 pint guinness, half a shot of jameson and the other half of irish cream. You drink it by dropping the shot glass inside the pint, and IMMEDIATLY chugging the contents at once, if not the guinness will foam up and curdle, and you'll look like a fool. its also very cheap. too cheap. 3 will have you good. good for groups, get 3 of your boys together and at the count of 3 drop the shot glass in and drink, whoever is last to slam the empty glass, gets to buy the next round, or do something stupid.
car bomb by cuervoman914 September 21, 2005
car parked
car parked by MikeMac December 18, 2008