Brett Farve

Someone who retires, just to get hired again. Then decides to retire (again), but ends up being hired for the second time.

Then he probaly retires just to decide to crawl back to his old job again.

Guy: Damn that guy is soooo like Brett Farve he can't make up his mind!

Girl: I bet his wife is pissed!

by Brett Farve's wife January 25, 2011

Brett Jan

To jump from one bed to another, a great distance away.

"He just jumped to that bed and pulled a Brett Jan."

by T-Bone April 18, 2005

brett boof

(noun) A fart

I boofed so hard last night I made a Brett boof.

I let out a Brett boof during a devil's triangle once. It was embarrassing

by VengefulFireDemon September 28, 2018

Brett Fraser

A totally awesome guy known for incredible feats of old man driving just to piss off the ppl behind him, doig w/e he feels like regardless of consequeces and being an amazing friend...even when he's being really annoying sometimes. not to be confused with brendan arnell who looks very much like him but is the opposite level of coolness.

Well ya that's brett fraser for ya what of it?

by MarkissikraM December 16, 2008

brett kantor

da coolest mudda fucka u will eva see.he will fuck u up
if u mess with him.he gets laid paid and den fucks ur mom again.

kevin-yea that brett kantor kid kiked my ass, he owns
dan-u bet ur ass
nick-ima go get high w kantor pce

by §§brett§§ January 2, 2009

Brett Caterozoli

The biggest Fag in the world

"Hey lets go to Joey Konkels"
"No way hes a fag"
"O yea hes banging Brett Caterozoli"

by ahhhhhhhhhhy October 20, 2008

Brett Farving

1) The inability to except one's real age.

2) Preforming the actions of a young person, regardless of one's actual age.

3) Preforming far past one's prime.

"My dad was skateboarding the other day" - Friend 1
"He is totally Brett Farving." - Friend 2

"David Beckham is so old, yet he still plays soccer" - Friend 1
"He is totally Brett Farving." - Friend 2

by Skim Milk July 4, 2012