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Squid In A Blanket 

Quite literally, a squid wrapped in a blanket.
Who left this squid in a blanket in my dorm?

White Blanket 

When a guy is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and ejaculates all over his partner. After that, the partner does not clean up and falls asleep with semen all over their body.
Maddie- "That guy is really really hott."

Sabrina- "Yeah, I'd totally let him give me a White Blanket."
White Blanket by TheBearsFriend November 30, 2010

Mexican poo blanket 

When your kickin' it in Mexico and your boy is so far passed out that you invite the whole neighborhood over to drop a duce on his chest.
OOOPS! I just gave mi amigo a mexican poo blanket!!!
Mexican poo blanket by WyldSoul November 4, 2006

Hot Blanket

The act of smoking marijuana under the covers in order to trap the smoke around you. A good way to stay warm and smoke.
Dude my car smells like ass. I have some snuggies and blankets so let's just go hot blanket in the house.
Hot Blanket by John Furdur September 25, 2011

Toss your chicken under a blanket

To perform irreparable damage on one's own reputation through foolish actions and/or behavior.
"Who did Clark bring back to his room?"

"I think that gross chick with the red and purple hair"

"Might as well toss your chicken under a blanket!"

"Right?!"

Cod Blanket 

Like a dutch oven, but with queefs
"I was starting to fall asleep last night, but my girlfriend pulled the ol' cod blanket on me"
Cod Blanket by Shrewdom April 8, 2010