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"junk" filter abuse 

Where you falsely tag one or more legitimate e-mails as "spam" merely because you'd prefer not to read the messages due to their containing unwelcome content, such as reminding you that you owe money, are responsible for performing certain arduous/unpleasant tasks, etc.
Practicing "junk" filter abuse may indeed prevent unwelcome e-mails from showing up in your inbox, but it merely "delays the inevitable"... the chickens are still gonna come home to roost eventually (i.e., your creditors and/or da cops are still gonna come knocking on your door in da end), but by then they will be "cackling mad" at your selfish/offhanded ignoring of them and their genuine issues with you, and so they will likely scatter poop and loose feathers all over you (i.e., deal with you a lot more harshly) when they finally arrive on your doorstep, rather than just placidly settling down in their stalls for the night, the way they probably would have if you had simply addressed their concerns in a timely/appropriate manner in da first place!
"junk" filter abuse by QuacksO October 28, 2018
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string cheese abuse 

Chomping, cutting, or ripping and eating chunks of a string cheese portion is considered string cheese abuse. It is difficult to isolate this colloquialism. It is, however, more common than one may expect.

String cheese is intended to be shredded along the length of its geometric pattern. It is shared in delicate threads and tendrils between grotesque, dairy fiend, farting lovers. Their friends may brind them celery and other greens in desperate attempts to mitigate certain consequences of this decadence if it persists for too long.
Yes, dear, but I'm making a dish that requires these chunks of mozerrella, so we are committing sanctioned string cheese abuse.

De Pride Isle Abuse Simulator 

Have you heard of De Pride Isle Abuse Simulator? Their HR marwa is rlly hot

Legal mod abuse 

When mods of a Discord server troll people in a way that is technically not against the rules.
Example 1:
> "Jab just gave me the 'go to ultrakill land' role, now I can't talk except in the #ultrakill channel!"
> "It's legal mod abuse so you can't complain about it."

Example 2:
> "Why do muted users get locked out of the server but can talk in that one channel?"
> "It's so mods and other people can make fun of them, it's legal mod abuse."

Example 3:
> "my nick has been changed to 'short people fucker' what the hell"

"i can't change it either"
> "legal mod abuse moment"
Legal mod abuse by Captain Ravioli December 28, 2021

De Pride Isle Abuse Simulator 

A game that is a remake of De Pride Isle Sanatorium but you get to play as a nurse without applying (hence the name abuse). The game was established in February 2021 but taken down in July of that year due to mass reports and group being locked. It was reopened in October of 2021 under a new group and better staffing due to some bad people getting high ranks.
Hey, want to play De Pride Isle Abuse Simulator (DPIAS)?
Sure! I heard xXCyanide_Xx is really hawt

Religious indoctrination abuse 

A form of child exploitation used by religious groups that know that no sane adult would choose to join their pedophile cult and supremacy group to physiologically abuse impressionable children to the point of mental illness(religious trauma syndrome) so they grow up with no critical thinking ability and are unable to make their own decisions or form an identity without the constant fear of god shutting down their thoughts and instincts.
As one of Satan's chosen ones, I will continue to fight for the recognition and criminalization of religious indoctrination abuse to save western society from the biggest form of child abuse in the world.

Female Narcissist Abuse 

Female Narcissist Abuse is when a woman abuses her lover and gets away with it, there are cases of them being imprisoned, but it's so fucking short!
Dan: My wife keeps hitting me although I've done nothing...
Brock: I've heard of this, it's called Female Narcissist Abuse