LLC god 

(n.) A millennial who has founded several limited liability companies (LLCs) to absolutely no success. The companies generally don't exist outside of their LinkedIn profiles and resumes.

These individuals believe they are gods of money, but in fact are merely pawns of capitalism.

The LLC God attempted to raise capital from his uncle at Thanksgiving dinner.

LLC god by nolandc September 15, 2019

Chiseled Bronze Man-God 

A dominant male figure possessing both the chiseled, muscular physique and the sound, intelligent mind necessary to defeat you in all aspects of life.

"What do Tony Danza, Brad Pitt, Bear Grylls, Lebron James, and Jason Bourne all have in common?"
"They could all kick my ass?"
"Yes, because they're all Chiseled Bronze Man-Gods."

Chiseled Bronze Man-God by Sheriff Pitter March 1, 2009

Lohl my god 

Something that is shocking but funny. When someone makes a fool of themselves, and whilst it is embarrassing for themselves, it is amusing to others when they hear the story.

Dave: 'John was so drunk he passed out and crapped his pants.

Peter: '(Lohl my god) really? How embarrassing.'

Lohl my god by Geezerbandit December 31, 2011

good morning god bless 

When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.

"Don't bother me right now, I'm having a good morning god bless. Thanks."

good morning god bless by judebrewer May 23, 2018

LA Fitness God 

Betas stop reading.
Someone so alpha that you can't even comprehend what they are. They are more than light and darkness. They are the angels that fight your demons. They are the founding fathers of gains and fitness.

If you want to see for yourself follow @lafitnessgods on TikTok. If you can handle it!!!!!!!!!

"You are now in the presence of a LA Fitness God!" said the Alpha

LA Fitness God by AlphaGodWolfKiller January 10, 2022

oh my god! what is that man doing to his anus? 

A common reaction to goatse.

Person One: Hey, Person Two, look at this!

Person Two: OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING TO HIS ANUS?!

oh my god! what is that man doing to his anus? by A pseudonym March 13, 2005

Sex God 

Sean Bean, this term was hardly ever used, until he became well known for such roles as the daring and sexy Major Sharpe, now it is used all the time to describe him.

Oh my god! Sean Bean is such a Sex God!

Sex God by belle February 10, 2005