Parked

Something that feels like it’s not moving but is

Ugh this day is so Parked

by Guy Him March 9, 2024

parked

(adj.) not going anywhere like a parked car; not great

I spent hours on this TikTok that I thought would go viral, but it's totally parked.

I loved the first movie, but the sequel is parked.

by bevspeaks_nephew March 9, 2024

Parked

when something's boring, over, not moving- just like a parked car.

invented by samuelsleeves (on tiktok)

Omg it's not even lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked.

or

Person 1: hey how's that new movie you saw?

Person 2: parked. not worth seeing.

by randomperson5000 March 15, 2024

Parked

Term used to refer to a boring/dull moment.

Adam: This day is going by so slow.
Tyler: Yeah it’s parked

by Itsmemiranda13 March 15, 2024

Parked

Boring

Oh my gosh, it's not even lunch yet? The day's so parked

by rizzmu.hehe March 15, 2024

Parked

When something is boring and not moving much like a “parked” car.

If someone told a bad joke, it could be described as parked as it was unfunny and boring

An alternative example:

“That lesson was so parked, we literally did nothing”

by Patrickaccraig March 16, 2024

Parking Penguin

An obese lot lizzard.

Molly is Celina 52’s newest parking penguin, weighing in at 294 lbs.

by Mega Hemroids March 17, 2024