Definitions by bevspeaks_nephew

terk 

(n.) a best friend or good company with some wild stories and a sense of adventure

This is a reference to Terk the gorilla, Tarzan's best friend from Disney's Tarzan (1999)

Johnny and I go way back. We've been Terks for years.

You have to stop by my party Saturday, all the Terks are coming through.

If you want to have a good time, make sure the Terks are there.

terk by bevspeaks_nephew March 9, 2024

Pebbles 

(adj.)

1. a task that is surprisingly easy to complete
2. the opposite of moving a boulder or a climbing a mountain
3. not a big deal, nothing to worry about
4. you're welcome

(n.)
1. an easy task

Making money was always pebbles for the rich kids.

Quarantine with my parents was not pebbles.

God gives pebbles to his weakest warriors.

Person 1: Thanks for helping me move all this furniture
Person 2: It's pebbles

Person 1: I'm so sorry I lost your headphones
Person 2: It's pebbles

Pebbles by bevspeaks_nephew March 9, 2024

parked

(adj.) not going anywhere like a parked car; not great

I spent hours on this TikTok that I thought would go viral, but it's totally parked.

I loved the first movie, but the sequel is parked.

parked by bevspeaks_nephew March 9, 2024

oozing

(v.) ooze in the gerund form

1. to do something slighting embarrassing

2. to leak cringe on others
3. to tamper with (but not ruin) good vibes

4. anything done slowly and subtly that is reminiscent of the seeping of smelly slugglish fluid

I heard Samantha hooked up with Chad last night, and he was not oozing at all.

Every time you bring up your toxic boyfriend, you ooze all over me. Let's talk about something else.

Will you stop with the gay jokes because you're oozing right now.

oozing by bevspeaks_nephew March 9, 2024

Getty 

(adj.) aesthetic; something underappreciated in bro culture but when fully considered is beautiful and worthy of being admired and displayed as in an art museum -- specifically The Getty Museum in Los Angeles

The Getty is a museum on a hill with white stone, sprawling gardens, and fountains displaying world-renowned art. It is almost heavenly.

I'm trying to get Getty brah, like a Greek statue

Have you been working out lately because the gainz are Getty

Arnold Schwarzenegger is the most Getty chad of all time

Thanks bro for all the Getty memes you send. I feel motivated.

RIP Zyzz. He was so Getty.

Getty by bevspeaks_nephew March 9, 2024

Sparse 

(adj.) disappointing, overhyped, and deserving of less attention; lacking the required depth to be valuable

Compared to Marvel, just about every DC movie is sparse.

Ariana Grande's new album, "Eternal Sunshine" is so deep. Not sparse at all!

Sparse by bevspeaks_nephew March 9, 2024

mute feta 

(adj.) subtly or quietly bad; overrated. crumbling under the pressure like feta cheese. low key trash.

That new Quentin Tarantino movie was mute feta

mute feta by bevspeaks_nephew March 9, 2024