Stump

A goofball-ass bish who cant read, and thinks a synonym is a bun.

Julianna is such a stump.. I cant believe she's dating Bill, he's way too smart for her.

by UrbanDictionaryNat June 17, 2018

Stumping

When you use a stoma for sexual gratification .

Gary enjoys stumping over traditional intercourse .

by Slackmasterflx June 13, 2023

stumped cow

A cow that is trained to back up to a stump in order to be fucked by a human

Bessie is such a well trained stumped cow that all Jonathan has to do is walk up to the stump.

by Scottypotty2 April 18, 2018

Stumped Chump

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies

The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.

by JR Stump June 5, 2018

stump road

A one lane dead end road you take your woman down to fuck on a tree stump.

She could barely walk after ride down stump road!

by OateeBoatFlash November 18, 2022

stump eater

One who only eats the base or "stump" of a muffin

Danielle is a stump eater.

by Mojo Inc August 4, 2007

kikin Stump

Not getting anywhere

I was sittin on my deck lookin at a stup & realized I was going nowhere . Kinda like " kikin Stump"
A.K.A. cut off tree ( for you wankers )

by Schism420 October 16, 2008