Sergeant Twinkle

The act of jizzing in someone's eye.

Sorry I'm late for work, but I had to go to the chemist and buy a litre of Visine; my jerk boyfriend gave me a Sergeant Twinkle this morning.

by Mogle January 5, 2009

Serbian Touchtime

When you hang upside down from a building while masturbating, then ejaculate on ususpecting civilians

David: Hey do you want do the Serbian Touchtime

Gary: Sure! Hope I don't fall!

by MarcusTheEdgyKid June 30, 2018

Sergeant Major

Sergeant Major is a USMC rank. Once a soldier gets promoted to that rank, the person automatically believes he is great, awesome and sexy and will tell motherfuckers to shut the fuck up because he believes he is granted the power to do so.

“Hey Vegan, Shut the fuck up”

“Shut the fuck up before i make you run laps”

“IS THIS HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SERGEANT MAJOR?”

by Totally not D. Vegan May 9, 2020

serbian twist

when you twist your pointer, index and ring finger together and insert them into a woman’s vagina for her pleasure

“I gave her the Serbian twist last night, she totally came so hard.”

by cowpoop123 January 26, 2021

Serbitch

A native inhabitant of Serbia.

Johnny: Wow look at all those ugly Cetniks.

Wilburt: Those aren't Cetniks Johnny, their Serbitches.

by JohnnyNitro May 16, 2008

Sergio

The typical Hispanic fuckboy extremely fine looking almost daddy. He’s a huge sweet talker and amazing in bed. A typical Hispanic soccer player , may have a child but won’t admit it and numerous hoes

Gia: bruh guess who asked me out today

Ciara: who!?
Gia: Sergio

Ciara : Ewww he’s a fuck boy stay away from him

by Marlisa April 30, 2019

serbish

Of Serbian origin. but instead of serbian, its serb-ish. get it? muahhaha

"What are you?"
"Serbish, biaaattch!"

by Jazzy June 22, 2004