rectumitis

An inflammation of the rectum.

Basil , who was renown for scratching his itchy arse, finally went to the doctor and was diagnosed with ring rot causing rectumitis.

by stropmag December 19, 2015

rectumlinear

contained by, consisting of, or moving in a rectal line or rectal lines.

relating to a rectal line or lines.

i've been backed up for days, my digestive track has gotten real rectumlinear.

that's some dirty fucking underwear, skidmarks are rectumlinear

neither my health professor, nor my geometry professor could tell me the definition of rectumlinear.

by Therealbluntmaster June 7, 2017

Reetus

a) Somebody who is a master at being autistic.

Human 1: Shit, Victor is a fucking reetus.
Victor: rEEEEeEeEeeEeeeeE

by Heck beerios April 22, 2019

Coprophagic rictus

Latin for shit-eating grin!

Please remove that coprophagic rictus from your face when I'm talking to you!

by Doc Latin June 19, 2013

hairy rectum

A HAIRY ASSHOLE

i have a hairy rectum because my russian vodka isn't distilled four times

by MY ASS March 19, 2014

suckle my rectum

self-explanatory!!

what the 'cold snap' of january 2010 (2/3 of usa!) can do!!!!!!!!!!)

he politely explained to the sales'person' that he/she could "suckle my rectum"!!

encouraging the policemen to "suckle my rectum", john awoke bruised; in a cage!

the "pump and dump" walked away steaming, shouting; suckle my rectum!!!

by michael foolsley January 5, 2010

Double Decker Rectum Wrecker

The act of taking a shit so massive that it makes your anus bleed as it leaves your ass cannon, the sheer magnitude of this mega turd smashes against the water causing a tsunami that

eventually splashes your buttcheeks.

Do you have an ass bandage I just destroyed myself with that double decker rectum wrecker that I left in the toilet bowl.

by Yourmomsjuicypussy April 11, 2023