Punani

The Essence of Womanhood

What would a woman be without the poonani

by kissy April 29, 2003

punanni clump

the clumpy discharge from a women's vagina when on a heavy period or really awful yeast infection

My date with Sally went well. That is until we started foolin around. The punanni clump was so thick,unlike anything I had ever witnessed.

by xxAdam S.xx February 5, 2008

Petanese

Petanese is both an unspoken and spoken language between a human and their pet/s. It's...

~ the toot-cute look that requires an immediate pat on our back or an extra-yummy homemade treat.

~ that special call that brings us home from our out-and-about ventures.

~ a constant ying/yang - you watch my back I've got yours kinda thing!

Talk to us...rub our wet little noses...we'll speak Petanese for sure - even when you least expect it!

This dawg no speaka Japanese...you speaka Petanese? No? Then feel free to pet me for a big bow wow or woot!

That was some wild Petanese dude! It's like your cat knew what you were saying! WTF!

Petanese is not a learned thing...just do it!

I know Paris Hilton speaks naughty Petanese!

by Bubas-Barkery March 15, 2010

Punani

The Hawaiian word for vagina.

"ho bah, her punani stank"

by alekaa June 5, 2018

Punany Biatch

Someone who chooses to be difficult in normal situations. Anyone who doesn't want to do something that you want to do and makes a situation annoying. Any annoying person. Anyone who pisses you off periodically for a long period of time.

Rob: Lets go down to the caf for some food.
Daria: No, I just ate and I don't feel like it.
Rob: Stop being such a fuckin' punany biatch.

Rpb: Sara, find me some calomine lotion for my poison ivy.
Sara: Ive been looking! I can't find it!
Rob: Wow you are such a fuckin' punany biatch.

by Rob Malone November 6, 2008

patanjali

Patanjali is a person who is mad. He/she understands everyone's feelings but makes fun of it. He/she hits on girls and boys but they think he/she is a creep. He has a very creepy smile.

Girl1- hey, it's patanjali.
Girl 2- I heard he's a creep
Patanjali-heyyy. Want some cucumber???

by Sexydude112000 July 5, 2017

puntang

it's only puntang when it's sweet which is for about a week a day or two after the bitch period...when it's tangy like a pineapple.

joe's mouth glistened and smelled like puntang and so beth kissed him, letting him know that she too enjoyed herself.

by lil big lil January 14, 2004