noun: A person who eats Polynesian sauce with every meal and or a stupid idiotic being whom gets zero bitches and has the style of a 7 year old boy. (william whitfield would be valid for the naming of a mobe child)
Kid 1: AYO!!! ur being a mobe.
Kid 2: No i’m just William Whitfield
Kid 1: ….stop mobing. (the verb usage)
Kid 2: No i’m just William Whitfield
Kid 1: ….stop mobing. (the verb usage)
by zoenut! November 8, 2022
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A creeper 18+ always prowling for girls 18- to lock up in his room, aka his mother's basement. doesn't maintain employment or longterm residency & often has black eyes and bloody mouths. known to have a certain "look" they often grow or glue a "molestash" to alter the alarm triggering look and are rocking a moped cause they wrecked their white van with blacked out windows by driving by a park.
1. Hey! Look their is a moped-a-phile! I hope someone kills that s.o.b.
2. Did you hear about Robby's van? Guess he's gonna have to be a moped-o-phile till he can afford to get it fixed.
3. Congratulations on getting your license Robby, now you're a regular moped-o-phile!
2. Did you hear about Robby's van? Guess he's gonna have to be a moped-o-phile till he can afford to get it fixed.
3. Congratulations on getting your license Robby, now you're a regular moped-o-phile!
by anonymous March 30, 2023
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Get the Moed mug.Someone in California who always ready for whatever comes his way out in public or anywhere else. Not afraid to drive dangerously while skillful and undistracted but un lawful violet respected stand up guy who also not afraid of conflicts just like the company he keeps around family members are chosen gang related gangster thug. Someone you wouldn't start shit with for no reason confrontational showing no fear.
friend 1--- Homeboy got to the store quick he didn't give a fuck about traffic or being chased I can't believe he made it home in time
Friend 2--- I now that boys a mober
Friend 2--- I now that boys a mober
by Street market May 5, 2023
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Rebecca calls Zack the Zoped because he is such a Moped; she only ever associated with him in 8th grade because she couldn't get anyone better.
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