Bested 

1: To be owned like a little school girl, preferably on your own host (see halo the game)
2: To be taken advantage of

1:You got bested on your own host? tsk tsk...
2:
Nikkah 1:Damn bro i got bested down at the dollar store today, that nikkah charged me $1.07 with tax
Nikkah 2:what da hell is dis tax shit?

Bested by JeffGodofALL August 16, 2004

Bested 

: To be completely conquered by some one, you have no self esteem left, or anyway do make a witty come back, lost for words.

: self esteem killer.

: to be owned beyond recognition

bro he bested you, you were at a loss for words when he got you with that come back by the kosher king

Bested by Kosher king12 August 29, 2011

bested 

adj. exemplimery state of affiars how one becomes dogger hounded n fucking feral

the bested *thinks*: hmmmmm... that scritch i drilled looks sumptious... now i wonder... they say no regrets... a-a-and you are what you eat... no. no. no more what ifs. still

bested by silencut February 16, 2009

Pete Bested 

When you are forced to leave a group against your own wishes and the group achieves success or happiness without you.
Pete best was fired form The Beatles, and replaced by Ringo Star; before the Beatles reached commercial success.

I got Pete Bested when I was cut from the team and they went on to win the championship.

Pete Bested by Brian J. Quinn April 17, 2012

BustedPosters 

So shit, BustedPosters are as lame as BustedTees.
No win.
See also Fail

When i first saw those bustedposters ads, i thought Urban Dictionary got hacked by lame jokas

BustedPosters by An0nymous..... June 7, 2009

Bill's "Busted" Nose & Tackle Shop 

A small fishing-tackle store that once existed in Clifton, New Jersey, that was actually called "Bill's Tackle Shop." The store was owned by an old man named Bill, who had a horrifyingly huge, and severely injured & damaged nose that looked like it was most likely smashed with a brick, used as a pin-cushion and possibly afflicted with some hideous, degenerative disease. How something like this could happen to a man's nose remains a mystery shrouded in darkness.

Those who entered the store and encountered Bill, and his offensively grotesque, mutant-nose, would become so paralyzed with utter shock & disgust at the very sight of the vile atrocity, they would immediately forget what they had originally came into the store for in the first place, turn around, and leave. As they would drive home, it often became commonplace to theorize with friends on how Bill's nose could have possibly become such a mangled, foul abomination, leading to the shop being unofficially renamed by it's customers to include the mention of Bill's (insert adjective here) nose in the shop's name, again and again. The first of the new names being "Bill's Busted Nose & Tackle."

Bill's "Busted" Nose & Tackle Shop

Hey, wanna go to Bill's Busted Nose & Tackle before we head to the pond?

What time does Bill's Leprosy-eroded Nose & Tackle close on Sundays?

I was at Bill's Ghastly Nose-Injury & Tackle, and nearly vomited when Bill asked if I needed any help.

You know something? Bill's Nose IS Tackle!

Bill's Putrefied Nose Remains & Tackle's business will continue to suffer until Bill has his nose surgically removed.

Sadly, Bill's Perforated, Disintegrate Nose & Tackle closed down for good last month.

Bill's "Busted" Nose & Tackle Shop by The Creep1 March 27, 2013

Besterestest Friend

A person that is better than a friend, and even better than a best friend.

A person that is closer to you and that knows you better than your normal friends.

A person who will always be there for you. You can literally count on anytime of day. For example, you can randomly call them at 2 a.m. and they'll pick up and talk to you all night if you need to be cheered up.

A person who knows just what to say to make you laugh or smile on the days when you don't want to.

A person who knows you the way they know the back of their hand.

A person you can talk to about everything and anything, from the most random funny topics to the most serious topics. You can be totally honest with this person.

A person you don't have to act fake around because they accept you for who you are, no matter how lame you are.

She is Daisy's besterestest friend even if she's a loserface.

guy: You're my besterestest friend!

girl: Aww, you're my besterestest friend too!

Besterestest Friend by nikachu(: October 7, 2009